February 20, 2018

THEY BOOST ATTENDANCE

China wages war on funeral strippers

Posted by Dave on February 20, 2018 at 03:11 PM
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NIGHTS ARE LONG UP THERE

Saskatchewan family adorns farm fence with nearly 100 colourful bicycles

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on February 20, 2018 at 01:02 PM
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FLORIDAAAAAAAAAA

Corndog Poke Leads to Criminal Charges

(Thanks to Brian Duval)

Posted by Dave on February 20, 2018 at 12:51 PM
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THE SCIENCE IS (burp) SETTLED

Drinking alcohol key to living past 90

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on February 20, 2018 at 06:09 AM
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AND STAY OFF THEIR LAWN

Women took axe to truck blocking their driveway

Names We Are Not Making Fun Of: Alongkorn Sirisongkhram, Rachanikorn Lertwasana, Ratanachat Saengyoktrakarn and Ranee Saengyoktrakarn.

(Thanks to Phil McAvity)

Posted by Dave on February 20, 2018 at 06:07 AM
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SEEMS LOGICAL

Farmer believes this massive poster of a porn star in his field has boosted his crops

(Thanks to Le Petomane and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on February 20, 2018 at 06:00 AM
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February 19, 2018

SHE WAS RELEASED AFTER THE PARAKEET PRODUCED A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- A woman in her 70s who was allegedly impaired has been arrested after leading police on a short, slow chase and evading arrest while holding a parakeet.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on February 19, 2018 at 02:46 PM
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CURLING UPDATE

Olympic curler’s husband double-fisting his third and fourth beers at 9 a.m. is a legend

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)

Russian curler reportedly fails doping test after winning bronze

(Thanks to Matt Filar and Al Barkafski)

This blog can totally relate.

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Posted by Dave on February 19, 2018 at 02:43 PM
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EW

Police: Woman tries to steal camera, hurls feces in escape

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on February 19, 2018 at 02:39 PM
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CLASSY!

Female passenger is filmed drying her KNICKERS beneath an overhead air vent for 'at least 20 minutes' while on a flight to Moscow

(Thanks to Clayton Carroll)

Posted by Dave on February 19, 2018 at 02:37 PM
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GUY HOMEOWNERS IN ACTION

Man sets San Diego house on fire trying to kill weeds with torch

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)

Posted by Dave on February 19, 2018 at 12:57 PM
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OOPS

Atlanta theater accidentally plays ‘Fifty Shades Freed’ at a ‘Black Panther’ screening

(Thanks to Not my Usual Alias)

Posted by Dave on February 19, 2018 at 11:40 AM
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RETURN OF BATMAN

Twenty years ago, my wife talked me into dressing as Batman and making a surprise appearance at the fourth birthday party of a young man named Alexander Forjan. Here's the column I wrote about that day, and here's a picture of me in costume with the birthday boy:

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Fast forward to this past weekend, when my family and I attended the 80th birthday of Alexander's grandmother, Judy. Alexander, now 23, was on hand. We reminisced about his party; he told me he totally believed I was Batman. I seriously doubt that he still does. 

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Posted by Dave on February 19, 2018 at 10:45 AM
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SURELY THIS WILL NOT RESULT IN ANYTHING BAAAAAAD

Human-sheep hybrids have been created by scientists for the first time

(Thanks to Le Petomane and Ranald Adams)

 

Posted by Dave on February 19, 2018 at 10:34 AM
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THE MANNEQUIN WAS WEARING A KNIGHT'S COSTUME

Drunk Men Were ‘Hopelessly Locked Together’ With Mannequin and Remote-Controlled Car, Police Say

(Thanks to Jane Linderman, Le Petomane and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on February 19, 2018 at 10:05 AM
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February 17, 2018

WINTER OLYMPICS UPDATE FROM 1998

Twenty years ago in Nagano, I attempted curling. Incredibly, I did not medal.

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Posted by Dave on February 17, 2018 at 02:52 PM
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GUYS IN ACTION

Man starts fight with kangaroo and loses

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on February 17, 2018 at 11:39 AM
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DO NOT MESS WITH THEM

Augusta woman arrested for trying to rip off boyfriend's genitals

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on February 17, 2018 at 11:37 AM
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THE BEST AND THE BRIGHTEST

Apple Employees Keep Smacking Into Their New Headquarters' Glass Walls

(Thanks to Michael Parry)

Posted by Dave on February 17, 2018 at 11:35 AM
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February 16, 2018

WE HAVE SAT NEXT TO THIS INDIVIDUAL

Pilot forced to make emergency landing after fight breaks out when passenger refuses to stop FARTING

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston and Rod Nunley)

Posted by Dave on February 16, 2018 at 04:28 PM
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