January 21, 2017

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Key West man robs diner with garden hoe, chased by staff

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on January 21, 2017 at 08:40 AM
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SOMEHOW WE MISSED THIS

Yesterday was Penguin Awareness Day.

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

Posted by Dave on January 21, 2017 at 08:39 AM
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FEEL HIS PAIN

Man says his 18.9-inch penis is a disability that forces him to live off food banks

(Thanks to Ross Couples)

Posted by Dave on January 21, 2017 at 08:35 AM
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FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Pregnant Woman Beaten In Weave Beef

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

We saw Weave Beef open for the Clash.

Posted by Dave on January 21, 2017 at 08:19 AM
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January 20, 2017

ATTENTION, ACADEMY AWARDS VOTERS

A youth frisbee team has filmed a frisbee crossing a frozen Maine lake in the wind.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on January 20, 2017 at 02:21 PM
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FLORIDA: THE AUSTRALIA OF THE STATES

A couple vacationing in Florida got an up-close-and-personal interaction with the state’s most famous reptilian residents when an alligator leaped off the bank it was sunning on and into their airboat, briefly wedging itself in the boat’s railing.

(Thanks to Rick Day, Mark Schlesinger and Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on January 20, 2017 at 02:06 PM
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FUN DATE

Woman 'tases' victim's genitalia, severely scratches police officer

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on January 20, 2017 at 02:04 PM
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OH, THE HUMANITY

'Hundreds of Thousands' of Skittles strewn on Dodge County road

"There's no little 'S' on them, but you can definitely smell, it's a distinct Skittles smell," Dodge County Sheriff Dale Schmidt said.

Alarming Fact: They were reportedly going to be fed to cattle.

(Thanks to Steve Thompson, Donald Raymond and Steve K)

Posted by Dave on January 20, 2017 at 02:02 PM
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January 19, 2017

BOLO

Man dressed as beer bottle wanted for alleged pizza theft

(Thanks to Ross Couples and funny man, who gets a larger font because we missed him the first time, which we do a lot because we are incompetent and behind on the mail and we apologize if you send in things we use and you don't get credited)

Posted by Dave on January 19, 2017 at 06:53 PM
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YOU'LL NEED A STEPLADDER

Is giraffe milk the new superfood?

(Thanks to oneblankspace)

Posted by Dave on January 19, 2017 at 06:51 PM
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THE NEWS FROM DOWN UNDER

Trust us, men: You don't want to know.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

Posted by Dave on January 19, 2017 at 06:48 PM
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THERE IS WRONG...

...and then there is really wrong.

(Thanks to Terry in Bedford)

Posted by Dave on January 19, 2017 at 06:45 PM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Florida Woman pulls a machete at a day care

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on January 19, 2017 at 06:42 PM
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IT WAS ASKING FOR IT

A 60-year-old man accused of attacking a portable toilet before threatening a man and his dog got locked up, according to an arrest affidavit.

Guess the state.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on January 19, 2017 at 06:38 PM
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SEND HIM TO WASHINGTON

Florida man destroys nest full of wasps with his bare hands

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on January 19, 2017 at 11:07 AM
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SEEMS LEGIT

'Aids-curing' pastor claims he removed woman's 'vaginal warts' with the power of his holy shoe

Autoplay.

(Thanks to Patty Villanova, Le Petomane and Jim Kenaston)

Posted by Dave on January 19, 2017 at 11:03 AM
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CSI: LADY LAKE

Police were able to help link a toothless woman to a vehicle theft after they found her dentures inside the vehicle.

There's probably a perfectly innocent explanation.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on January 19, 2017 at 11:02 AM
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SPORTS UPDATE

Two members of the University of Florida's Bass Fishing Team were filmed being thrown from their boat at a speed of 57 mph when the steering system malfunctioned.

(Thanks to Bob Brogan and Ross Couples)

The University of Florida's Bass Fishing Team?

Posted by Dave on January 19, 2017 at 10:59 AM
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YEAH, BUT YOU RARELY FIND A HORSE IN YOUR TOILET

Horses more deadly than snakes in Australia, data shows

(Thanks to Phil McAvity and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on January 19, 2017 at 10:56 AM
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IN THAT CASE, MA'AM, YOU ARE FREE TO GO

Police: Driver clocked at 91 mph during snowstorm wanted new car stereo

(Thanks to Poker)

Posted by Dave on January 19, 2017 at 10:53 AM
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