November 24, 2017

YOU KNOW A SQUIRREL GAVE THE ORDER

Dog rescued after chasing cat into 5-foot deep hole dug by tortoise

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

Posted by Dave on November 24, 2017 at 03:02 PM
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WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE ALLMAN BROTHERS

Fremont Neighborhood Under Siege After Gang Of Wild Turkeys Moves In

Autoplay.

(Thanks to John Lobert, mezrap and Chris Elzi)

Posted by Dave on November 24, 2017 at 02:59 PM
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APOCALYPSE UPDATE

Cows fall from highway overpass After Utah car crash

 

Posted by Dave on November 24, 2017 at 02:45 PM
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HO HO HO

Here's Santa Dave's annual Holiday Gift Guide.

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(Photo by Carl Juste)

Posted by Dave on November 24, 2017 at 10:53 AM
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November 23, 2017

ANOTHER THING TO BE THANKFUL FOR

You're not these people.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on November 23, 2017 at 10:57 AM
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING, EVERYBODY

Be thankful you're not a Florida turkey.

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

Posted by Dave on November 23, 2017 at 10:51 AM
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November 22, 2017

IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN....

...time for our Annual Holiday Gift Guide, which will be published soon. Today we shot the video, with a cast consisting of Santa, Maddy the Elf, and Miles the Traditional Holiday Stormtrooper.

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(Photo by judi)

Posted by Dave on November 22, 2017 at 04:28 PM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Authorities say a man angered over people driving dangerously through a busy intersection appeared to intentionally cause a crash there to highlight the problem.

(Thanks to James Flynn)

Posted by Dave on November 22, 2017 at 01:06 PM
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FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAA

Women get out of car, twerk on Florida highway after traffic jam caused by President Trump's arrival

(Thanks to Bill Carver)

Posted by Dave on November 22, 2017 at 01:03 PM
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THEY SHOULD HAVE PUT CLOTHES ON THE ONIONS

Toothpaste advert banned after it features naked model with onions

(Thanks to Roberto)

Posted by Dave on November 22, 2017 at 01:00 PM
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UPDATE

Sacha Baron Cohen offers to pay £300 fine for Czech tourists sporting Borat mankinis in Kazakhstan's capital

(Thanks to Roberto)

Posted by Dave on November 22, 2017 at 12:54 PM
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WE HAVE NO EXPLANATION FOR THIS SIGN, AND WE DON'T WANT ONE

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(Thanks to Nancy Germond)

Posted by Dave on November 22, 2017 at 12:50 PM
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MARINE GUYS IN ACTION

Male dolphins trade sponges for sex.

(Thanks to Phil McAvity)

Posted by Dave on November 22, 2017 at 12:42 PM
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GET THAT NOBEL PRIZE READY

However, new research has revealed instances in a Japanese snail where the two types can overcome this barrier by twisting their genitals to mate face-to-face

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on November 22, 2017 at 12:38 PM
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A LOAF OF BREAD IN AN 'UNFORTUNATE POSITION'

Australian school apologises for 'suggestive' saint statue

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, Bill Carver, Jay Brandes and Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on November 22, 2017 at 12:27 PM
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November 21, 2017

ADVISORY

Mind-blowing orgasm can make you go blind

(Thanks to Dana Sutton)

Posted by Dave on November 21, 2017 at 02:45 PM
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WE'LL GET RIGHT ON IT, SIR

SEBASTIAN, Florida – A very intoxicated man at Captain Hiram’s told police he was a tax-paying citizen and they need to find his car so he can drive home, according to the report.

(Thanks to John Mayson)

Posted by Dave on November 21, 2017 at 02:40 PM
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CAREER DAY

Guest Speaker Shows Pornographic Picture During Virginia High School Assembly

(Thanks to Stixnstonz, who says "In his defense, there are a lot of careers in that field.")

Posted by Dave on November 21, 2017 at 02:37 PM
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'TIS THE SEASON

Sales of erectile dysfunction drugs DOUBLE in the run up to the festive period

(Thanks to Roberto)

Posted by Dave on November 21, 2017 at 02:35 PM
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THE PERILS OF LIVE TELEVISION

Stuff happens.

(Thanks to James Flynn)

Posted by Dave on November 21, 2017 at 06:19 AM
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