November 25, 2014

GERMANY ON HIGH ALERT

Frenchman develops pills to make flatulence smell of roses

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on November 25, 2014 at 01:40 PM
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'IT CAME THROUGH MY POWDER ROOM'

West Island Man's Toilet Explodes While City Crew Cleans Sewers

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on November 25, 2014 at 09:53 AM
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THIS HAPPENS FAR TOO OFTEN

Woman faces assault charge after Monopoly game gets out of hand

(Thanks to Poker and Samuel Sprague, who says "She didn't have a Get Out of Jail Free card.")

Posted by Dave on November 25, 2014 at 09:46 AM
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BOISE: THE PARTY CITY

New Year's Idaho Potato Drop site set for 8th and Main

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on November 25, 2014 at 09:40 AM
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BRILLIANT

Man calmly approaches news crew outside burning building and admits to setting it on fire.

(Thanks to Bill Jones)

Posted by Dave on November 25, 2014 at 09:36 AM
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FLORIDA CRIMINAL SUSPECT OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Unfortunately, our strict policy prohibits us from presenting the Florida Criminal Suspect of the Week So Far.

(Thanks to Will Dooley, J.J. Gertler and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on November 25, 2014 at 09:28 AM
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November 24, 2014

IF ANYBODY CAN EXPLAIN THIS...

...you people can.

Posted by Dave on November 24, 2014 at 02:30 PM
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THIS IS WHY THE INTERNET WAS INVENTED

Does the dog die?

(Thanks to Brian Duval)

Posted by Dave on November 24, 2014 at 01:19 PM
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THIS IS HOW DUTCH ELM DISEASE GOT STARTED

Man marries tree… again

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

Posted by Dave on November 24, 2014 at 01:11 PM
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'THE FUTURE OF TRAVEL'

This bus runs on human poop

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(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on November 24, 2014 at 01:09 PM
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THE MACY'S THANKSGIVING PARADE OVER THE YEARS

It has had its moments.

  CszUvsS

(Thanks to Goodstuff, who says "This Thanksgiving we will be doing oysters and beer. There are no turkeys in Thailand.")

Posted by Dave on November 24, 2014 at 10:04 AM
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HE ALSO DRESSED AS THOMAS JEFFERSON

America's most bungling lawyer: Costumed attorney who described his INNOCENT client as a 'drug-dealing shooter of people' is banned

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who suggests we send him to Washington)

Posted by Dave on November 24, 2014 at 09:54 AM
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FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Exploding poop topples China building

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on November 24, 2014 at 09:51 AM
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November 23, 2014

YIKES

Monterey researchers take first-ever known video of mysterious black seadevil

(Thanks to Bryan M.)

Posted by Dave on November 23, 2014 at 04:28 PM
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THERE'S PROBABLY A PERFECTLY INNOCENT EXPLANATION

A naked man fell through the ceiling of a women's bathroom at Logan Airport on Saturday, then ran out of the restroom and viciously assaulted an elderly man while he was still in the buff and bleeding, before being arrested, state police said.

(Thanks to Will Dooley and Steve K, who says "Maybe his flight was late.")

Posted by Dave on November 23, 2014 at 04:21 PM
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THE MIAMI BOOK FAIR

It's been going on the for the past week, and it's as great as ever. Here's a report on it from PBS Newshour. I'm in it, but there are also some coherent parts.

Posted by Dave on November 23, 2014 at 04:07 PM
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November 22, 2014

YOU NEED THIS

James Bond-inspired LASER WATCH will burn through objects from a distance

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on November 22, 2014 at 11:38 AM
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THIS IS NOT GOOD

Putin becomes eighth-degree black belt

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on November 22, 2014 at 11:34 AM
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OUR ANNUAL HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE

It's here. And it's just as tasteful as ever.

Coyote

Posted by Dave on November 22, 2014 at 08:20 AM
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November 21, 2014

THERE IS NO REASON TO GO ON LIVING

Cher confirms cancellation of remaining tour dates with ‘enormous regret’

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on November 21, 2014 at 06:28 PM
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