January 26, 2015

SOON WE WILL HAVE NO CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS LEFT

A Hillsboro man arrested after playing a violin while naked outside the federal courthouse in Portland last year is suing police.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on January 26, 2015 at 01:32 PM
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HOW CAN WE GET IN ON THIS?

94-year-old vet can't file tax return because IRS says he's dead

(Thanks to Kibby F5)

Posted by Dave on January 26, 2015 at 01:31 PM
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FATHER'S DAY IS COMING

'World's largest barbecue' can cook four tonnes of meat - and you could own it

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on January 26, 2015 at 01:15 PM
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YOU HATE IT WHEN YOUR HEROES LET YOU DOWN

THREE-BOOBED WOMAN BUSTED FOR DUI

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on January 26, 2015 at 01:10 PM
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LOVE IS IN THE AIR

Frenchman creates Valentine's Day fart pills

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on January 26, 2015 at 09:10 AM
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WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

Mike Tyson has recorded a track with Madonna for her upcoming album “Rebel Heart.”

(Thanks to PirateBoy, who says "it probably bites.")

Posted by Dave on January 26, 2015 at 09:01 AM
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OTHER THAN THAT, IT WAS THE PERFECT CRIME

The burglar had climbed on the roof at the store and managed to weasel his way into the ceiling, where he promptly fell in front of a nearby Houston police officer.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

Posted by Dave on January 26, 2015 at 08:57 AM
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THINKING OF YOU

The San Francisco Zoo is offering the burned and spurned masses the chance to "adopt" a hissing cockroach or giant scorpion in honor of their special ex-someone for Valentine's Day.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on January 26, 2015 at 08:54 AM
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NEEDLESS TO SAY THEY WILL ALL BE CARRYING VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

Millions of GMO insects could be released in Florida Keys

(Thanks to Craig Roberts and DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on January 26, 2015 at 08:52 AM
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WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Brooklyn graffiti artist paints portrait of Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg using his own feces

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on January 26, 2015 at 08:48 AM
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January 25, 2015

THE POST HUNT

It's on.

Posted by Dave on January 25, 2015 at 02:44 PM
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WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY THE PLANE HAS AN EMERGENCY EXIT

Passengers open emergency exit of overheated plane for 'fresh air'

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on January 25, 2015 at 11:56 AM
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WELCOME TO FLORIDA, VACATIONING FAMILY!

Gunfire meant for iguana terrifies vacationing family

Posted by Dave on January 25, 2015 at 11:52 AM
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January 24, 2015

MOM TACKLES ISSUE

Mother outraged after spotting ‘satanic’ symbol in school bus brake lights

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on January 24, 2015 at 12:24 PM
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THIS BLOG'S FAVORITE FOOD CRITIC STRIKES AGAIN

Marilyn Hagerty reviews four Grand Forks McDonald's.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Full disclosure: This blog has a connection with Marilyn Hagerty: We both have Grand Forks sewage lifting stations named after us.

Posted by Dave on January 24, 2015 at 12:11 PM
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ANOTHER FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN RIGHT UNDER THREAT

A man has been questioned by police after travelling on the Beijing Metro with a watermelon on his head.

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In other watermelon developments: Watermelon may soon be on its way out as Oklahoma’s official state vegetable.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on January 24, 2015 at 12:04 PM
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TERRORISM UPDATE

Dead squirrel spoils British broadcast outside London Houses of Parliament

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on January 24, 2015 at 12:00 PM
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January 23, 2015

ATTENTION, INVESTORS:

Bigfoot believer plans IPO to fund search

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on January 23, 2015 at 02:43 PM
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IN THAT CASE, MA'AM, YOU ARE FREE TO GO

Woman who left crying baby in the car to break into theme park with her boyfriend says aliens told her to do it

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on January 23, 2015 at 02:39 PM
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GETAWAY PLAN OF THE WEEK SO FAR

A Louisiana man who stole $73 worth of goods from Walmart was detained after he stupidly tried to flee on one of the store's slow-moving electric wheelchair shopping carts, police said.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on January 23, 2015 at 02:31 PM
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