April 01, 2015

IS IT JUST US...

...or do things seem a little weird today?

Posted by Dave on April 1, 2015 at 09:38 AM
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AND THE SO-CALLED 'UNITED NATIONS HUMAN RIGHTS COUNCIL' DOES NOTHING

Amanda Holden warned to keep her nipples under wraps by This Morning bosses

(Thanks to manual tomato)

Advisory: Autoplay.

Posted by Dave on April 1, 2015 at 08:38 AM
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HERO OF THE WEEK SO FAR

A well-meaning Frenchman was so intoxicated he was found trying to resuscitate a rubber dinghy, which he thought was a dying person.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on April 1, 2015 at 08:34 AM
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IN HER DEFENSE, SHE WAS EXTREMELY INTOXICATED

Volusia woman asks to bring ‘weed’ along for patrol car ride

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Related item here.

Posted by Dave on April 1, 2015 at 08:30 AM
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SEND THIS WORM TO WASHINGTON

A new study sheds light on how exactly the velvet worm controls the jet of slime it sprays to deter would-be predators.

Advisory: Autoplay.

(Thanks to Judy B.)

Posted by Dave on April 1, 2015 at 08:27 AM
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March 31, 2015

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Flatulent cows deliver blow to environment, wind conference hears

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on March 31, 2015 at 02:09 PM
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IF THIS ISN'T AN EMERGENCY, WE DON'T KNOW WHAT IS

Man calls 911 to report he was overcharged on his bar tab

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on March 31, 2015 at 02:07 PM
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THE LAST FRONTIER

A wild coyote was spotted Monday roaming around the roof of a bar in Queens.

Posted by Dave on March 31, 2015 at 09:03 AM
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THEY WILL STOP AT NOTHING IN THEIR FIENDISH QUEST FOR WORLD DOMINATION

Pack of Baby Squirrels Allegedly Attacks Manhattan Man

(Thanks to Phil Crain)

Posted by Dave on March 31, 2015 at 08:58 AM
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WE WOULD BE LOST WITHOUT THE INTERNET

The Catcordion.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on March 31, 2015 at 08:57 AM
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ONLY IF BOTH THE ALLIGATOR AND THE TREE HAVE VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

These Lego Creations Perfectly Represent Each Of The 50 United States

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(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on March 31, 2015 at 08:55 AM
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IN THAT CASE, MA'AM, YOU ARE FREE TO GO

A Texas woman says she was looking to release her anger when she broke into a yoga studio and set fire to it

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on March 31, 2015 at 08:50 AM
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THEY ALSO OPENED FOR THE RAMONES

GLOWING TAMPONS HELP DETECT SEWAGE LEAKS

(Thanks to Ed. Floden, Gary Schroeder and Charles Cates)

Posted by Dave on March 31, 2015 at 08:45 AM
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March 30, 2015

TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

Woman accused of stabbing Akron boyfriend because he ate all their salsa

(Thanks to Stever)

Posted by Dave on March 30, 2015 at 04:47 PM
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PITTSBURGH NEWS ROUNDUP

Several arrested after 2 South Side fights; man found with frozen food in pants

This has been the Pittsburgh News Roundup.

(Thanks to Jeff from Pittsburgh)

Posted by Dave on March 30, 2015 at 04:46 PM
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'A CRUNCHING COLON'

We report a case of a man, aged 62 years, with a rectal bezoar composed of pumpkin seeds

(Thanks to ScottMGS, who says "Rectal Bezoar opened for the Crunching Colons back in aught five.")

Posted by Dave on March 30, 2015 at 11:03 AM
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WE PREDICT THIS WILL RESULT IN A *LOT* MORE ELEPHANT ATTACKS

Uganda Trumpets 'Vuvuzelas' as New Tool to Deter Elephant Attacks

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on March 30, 2015 at 10:25 AM
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TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

Woman attempts to hit man with car over cinnamon bun argument

Guess the state.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on March 30, 2015 at 10:10 AM
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A TRADITION IS BORN

Michigan State students celebrate Final Four by throwing bagels

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on March 30, 2015 at 10:02 AM
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LEGAL TACTIC OF THE WEEK SO FAR

A suspected California bank robber reached into his pocket while on the witness stand, pulled out a handful of his own feces and ate them, grossing out everyone else in the courtroom.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on March 30, 2015 at 10:00 AM
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