May 03, 2016

BOOK TOUR UPDATE

Almaden Country School in San Jose goes ALL OUT for visiting authors.

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Posted by MiamiHerald on May 3, 2016 at 04:01 PM
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'THEY HAVE NO INTERNET'

Villagers Thought An Angel Had Fallen From The Sky, But It Turned Out To Be A Sex Doll

(Thanks to W. von Papineau and Charles Cates)

Posted by Dave on May 3, 2016 at 02:24 PM
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WHOA

Jet-Powered Hoverboard Sets New World Record

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on May 3, 2016 at 11:17 AM
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IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA LICENSE

Wisconsin Fishing Buds Reel in 60-Year-Old 6-Pack of Beer

(Thanks to Mike Ester)

Posted by Dave on May 3, 2016 at 11:14 AM
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SOUNDS SCIENTIFIC

Celebrity massage therapist reveals how she BITES her A-list clients on their backs in a bizarre technique designed to 'tenderise' muscles

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on May 3, 2016 at 11:10 AM
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TIME TO SWITCH TO BEER

Toxic blob from 1970s may be nearing Cleveland water plant on Lake Erie

(Thanks to Harry Farkas, who says he saw them open for Poison)

Posted by Dave on May 3, 2016 at 11:08 AM
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TRADITION

An Arizona student who showed his penis in his football team's photograph was arrested briefly after his high school unwittingly sent the image to hundreds of his Phoenix-area classmates as part of its yearbook, officials said on Monday.

(Thanks to Jon Harris and The Perts)

Posted by Dave on May 3, 2016 at 11:02 AM
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May 02, 2016

'ONE STUDENT SAID THAT THE ONLY WORD MOYER KNOWS IS BONJOUR'

High school French teacher doesn't speak French, say his students

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on May 2, 2016 at 12:02 PM
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OTHER THAN THAT, IT WENT SMOOTHLY

Patient catches on FIRE while undergoing surgery at a New York hospital

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

If only somebody had written a column warning of this danger.

Posted by Dave on May 2, 2016 at 12:00 PM
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CSI: RIVER FALLS

Asked if he was he going the wrong way on the highway, the driver allegedly said, 'Yeah, that was probably me.'

BONUS: The cruiser had to be professionally cleaned for spit, snot and mucus stains, plus a very bad fecal odor.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on May 2, 2016 at 11:56 AM
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SOUNDS LEGIT

Gina Lucyfenia Lee, 29, and Anthony Lee Davis, 29, convinced the two women that their money was possessed by evil spirits. The victims then gave the money to Lee and Davis for a cleansing, with the understanding it would be returned.

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on May 2, 2016 at 11:53 AM
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DO NOT MISS THE VIDEO

North Korean troops use TOY PLANES to prepare for battle in bizarre propaganda clip

(Thanks to Allen at Division and funny man)

Posted by Dave on May 2, 2016 at 11:51 AM
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WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE TROGGS

25 Tons of Pigeon Poo Found in Medieval Monument

(Thanks to Chuck Todd)

Posted by Dave on May 2, 2016 at 11:48 AM
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NATURE

Scientists stunned to find giant female spiders force males to perform oral sex

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on May 2, 2016 at 11:46 AM
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A FLORIDA LICENSE IS ON THE WAY

Drunken driver crashes into Alaska Governor's Mansion

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on May 2, 2016 at 11:41 AM
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May 01, 2016

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

‘Once computers are doing the driving, there will be a lot more sex in cars’

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on May 1, 2016 at 01:04 PM
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WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE ARCHIES

'Sleepless slugs' on rise, say experts

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 1, 2016 at 12:55 PM
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OTHER THAN THAT, IT WAS A LOVELY AFFAIR

Shortage of ice-cream at a marriage function led to a heated argument between the families of the bride and the groom and resulted in brick-batting in which three police personnel were injured. The wedding was ultimately called off after.

(Thanks to Steve Thompson)

Posted by Dave on May 1, 2016 at 12:53 PM
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UPDATE

Charge against brawling New Jersey mall Easter bunny downgraded: ‘We look forward to the bunny being vindicated’

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

Posted by Dave on May 1, 2016 at 12:51 PM
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'A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY, HATCHETS AND BEER, THAT SOUNDS REALLY DANGEROUS'

Stumpy’s Hatchet House, the first indoor hatchet throwing venue in the United States

“We talked to a lot of landlords, and they were like, ‘Yeah, no thank you.'"

(Thanks to John Gregg and Jeffrey Brown)

Posted by Dave on May 1, 2016 at 12:50 PM
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