December 04, 2016

IDAHO: LAND OF EXCITEMENT

But now organizers of the Idaho Potato Drop are dropping the potato in favor of a hot new one called the glow-tato.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Maybe not as exciting as Australia, however.

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

Posted by Dave on December 4, 2016 at 04:53 PM
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WE'VE KNOWN GUYS LIKE THAT

How a Fart Killed 10,000 People

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on December 4, 2016 at 10:36 AM
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WILDLIFE

Hidden camera left in a forest to capture pictures of wild animals snaps a naked man high on LSD who thought he was a tiger

(Thanks to Dave N. and Jeffrey Brown, who says "They misspelled 'Florida.'")

Posted by Dave on December 4, 2016 at 10:32 AM
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WE'RE WITH THE DAUGHTER

Mum hauled into emergency school meeting because five-year-old daughter can't stop laughing at teacher's name

(Thanks to Moe Money)

Posted by Dave on December 4, 2016 at 10:28 AM
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WE SAW DRUNK PETS OPEN FOR LEFTOVER TIPPLES

Vets worried by rising numbers of drunk pets as more owners leaving leftover tipples around the house

(Thanks to Patty Villanova, Roberto and Le Petomane) 

Posted by Dave on December 4, 2016 at 10:25 AM
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UPDATE

Man, 44, who was fitted with a £70,000 bionic penis says he has had scores of women contact him but admits he is just 'too tired' to be up for anything

(Thanks to Roberto)

Posted by Dave on December 4, 2016 at 10:24 AM
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December 03, 2016

COWARDS

A small-town P.E.I. police department has issued a public apology to Nickelback, and taken down a social media post that threatened to force drunk drivers to listen to the Alberta band's music.

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on December 3, 2016 at 02:48 PM
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WE CAN ALWAYS GIVE UP WALKING

Australian study recommends criminalizing drinking and walking

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on December 3, 2016 at 02:42 PM
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NOBEL PRIZE, DUDE

This Machine Grows Marijuana For You And Then Sends You A Text When Your Plant Is Ready

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on December 3, 2016 at 09:06 AM
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FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Jupiter woman throws squid at boyfriend outside bagel shop

(Thanks to The Amazing Steve, Renee the First and Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on December 3, 2016 at 09:02 AM
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December 02, 2016

MEANWHILE IN BIZARRO WORLD

Nation’s worst drivers: Utahns

The study said the nation's best drivers are in Rhode Island, followed by Florida and Mississippi.

(Thanks to wiredog)

Posted by Dave on December 2, 2016 at 11:38 AM
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APPETIZING

Shopkeepers caught blowing up raw chickens with their mouths to make them seem more plump

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on December 2, 2016 at 11:35 AM
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NAME THAT STATE!

Dead man found inside SUV with pile of parking tickets on windshield

(Thanks to Dave N.)

Posted by Dave on December 2, 2016 at 11:33 AM
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FLORIDA WILDLIFE REPORT

Ravenous 14-foot python caught with 3 deer in its gut

It was released after producing three valid Florida drivers' licenses.

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says "Unfortunately, it didn't eat any squirrels.")

Posted by Dave on December 2, 2016 at 11:26 AM
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CSI: BELLEVUE

Is this your dog? Caught by Officer at Robinswood Park. Was wearing a sweater and blue pants, and very angry.

(Thanks to L. Raymond)

Posted by Dave on December 2, 2016 at 06:25 AM
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WITHOUT THE MIRACLE OF THE INTERNET, WE WOULD NEVER BE AWARE OF THIS

This campaign will help bring to life a piece of home decor created from the 3d-scanned scrotum of the Balls Contest's third place winner.

(Thanks to ScottMGS, who says "It's probably good that the gift guide is already done.")

Posted by Dave on December 2, 2016 at 06:23 AM
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MEANWHILE DOWN UNDER

Public poo pandemic leads to call for 24-hour toilet services

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, who saw them open for Marilyn Manson)

Posted by Dave on December 2, 2016 at 06:20 AM
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THE HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE

Here it is, tasteful as ever.

  Dogcamo

Posted by Dave on December 2, 2016 at 06:15 AM
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December 01, 2016

MAKES SENSE

Naked man says he was looking for a wife at Mormon temple

(Thanks to Gordon Anderson)

Posted by Dave on December 1, 2016 at 02:13 PM
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THEY HAVE THIS BLOG'S FULL SUPPORT

Women in London protested for Free the Nipple on Sunday

(Thanks to Veee)

Posted by Dave on December 1, 2016 at 02:11 PM
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