June 24, 2018

FINALLY, WE'RE GETTING SOMETHING IN RETURN FOR ALL THOSE YEARS OF USING WINDOWS

Bill Gates donates $4M to create mosquitoes that kill each other using sex

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2018 at 09:22 AM
Permalink | Comments (11)

EW

Seriously, ew.

(Thanks to MOTW, Fabian Marson and John W)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2018 at 09:14 AM
Permalink | Comments (3)

YOU KNOW WHO GAVE THE ORDER

Hungry rat shreds more than $17,500 of cash inside ATM in India

(Thanks to funny man, Jane Linderman, Noah Spicker and Kevin Smith)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2018 at 09:12 AM
Permalink | Comments (2)

NOW YOU KNOW

Dinosaurs couldn't stick out their tongues, researchers say

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2018 at 09:08 AM
Permalink | Comments (10)

A CAN'T-MISS STRATEGY

Pittsfield child porn suspect claims he's sovereign member of 'private society,' PanTerra D'Oro, in apparent bid to evade prosecution

(Thanks to Laurie Ann)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2018 at 09:06 AM
Permalink | Comments (9)

IN HIS DEFENSE, HAVE YOU EXPERIENCED THE NEW YORK SUBWAY SYSTEM?

Man dressed in suit paddle boards across Hudson River

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and D. Shey)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2018 at 09:05 AM
Permalink | Comments (6)

BUT THIS IS HOW WE SIGNAL DOWN HERE

Florida Uber driver charged with pointing gun at texting motorist

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2018 at 08:57 AM
Permalink | Comments (2)

BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT NERVOUS ENOUGH

How party dips can give you Norovirus and even HERPES

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2018 at 08:52 AM
Permalink | Comments (6)

NOOOOOOOOO

9,000 barrels of bourbon fall in Kentucky distillery building collapse

(Thanks to Rick Day, Janice Gelb, Glen Page, Steve K., Patricia Hall, Rob Simbeck, Le Petomane, Bill Hudgins, Jon Harris, Jane Linderman and Stan Ruth)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2018 at 08:50 AM
Permalink | Comments (7)

DAD SUDDENLY REALIZES WHAT HE REALLY WANTED FOR FATHER'S DAY

A flamethrower drone.

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2018 at 08:47 AM
Permalink | Comments (7)

AND IN SPORTS

World Cup viewers strain Tokyo’s plumbing system with halftime toilet dash

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2018 at 08:45 AM
Permalink | Comments (3)

June 22, 2018

BUT 'ALL FISH ARE NOT EQUAL'

Couples who eat a lot of seafood may have sex more often and get pregnant more quickly than those who shun the shellfish and sardines, a U.S. study suggests.

(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger)

Posted by Dave on June 22, 2018 at 08:24 AM
Permalink | Comments (21)

THERE'S A NEW BIG IDAHO POTATO, AND IT'S LUXURIOUS

Shelves and lockers will store gear and bikes; lights will illuminate the interior; a ventilation fan will keep the air fresh and dry, and an AC unit can be turned on when it’s hot inside. The truck’s three-person crew stays in hotels when traveling, but they change inside the potato (including putting on the Spuddy Buddy mascot costume); a curtained area at the end of the potato will offer privacy.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

 

Posted by Dave on June 22, 2018 at 08:20 AM
Permalink | Comments (13)

OR SEVERAL HUNDRED SQUIRRELS WEARING A COSTUME

Two injured in Montana after swerving to avoid a kangaroo or wallaby

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on June 22, 2018 at 08:09 AM
Permalink | Comments (10)

SEND THESE SENIOR OFFICIALS TO WASHINGTON

The 64-year-old, an employee of the waterworks bureau in the western city of Kobe, was fined and reprimanded after he was found to have left his desk just three minutes before the start of his designated lunch break on 26 occasions over a seven-month period. Senior officials at the bureau then called a televised news conference, where they described the man’s conduct as “deeply regrettable” and bowed in apology.

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

Posted by Dave on June 22, 2018 at 08:03 AM
Permalink | Comments (8)

IT WAS A CONSENTING AUTOMOBILE

A Kansas man was charged today with lewd and lascivious behavior for his repeated attempts to have sex with the tailpipe of a parked automobile, according to court records.

(Thanks to Bob Cayne)

Posted by Dave on June 22, 2018 at 08:00 AM
Permalink | Comments (15)

June 21, 2018

WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT STUDIES?

Parents are fed up with kids' summer vacation after just 13 days, study finds

(Thanks to Jonh Lobert)

Posted by Dave on June 21, 2018 at 10:48 AM
Permalink | Comments (10)

I DON'T CARE IF I EVER GET... YIKES!

Phanatic's flying hot dog leaves Phillies fan with facial injuries

(Thanks to Le Petomane, Steve K., Bill Carver and Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on June 21, 2018 at 10:45 AM
Permalink | Comments (12)

THEY CAN'T AFFORD THE ADMISSION CHARGE

The Fascinating Reason Why There Are No Mosquitoes at Disney World

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on June 21, 2018 at 10:42 AM
Permalink | Comments (16)

AND IN SPORTS

Burger King Russia has apologised for an advert offering women a reward if they were impregnated by a World Cup footballer

(Thanks to John Lobert, Jim Perth and Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on June 21, 2018 at 10:39 AM
Permalink | Comments (9)

 
Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Copyright | About The Miami Herald | Advertise