December 18, 2014

GREAT TITS IN THE NEWS

This Adorable Bird Is Apparently a Vicious Brain-Eating Zombie in Disguise

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on December 18, 2014 at 10:10 AM
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IMAGINE THE PRANKS

Navy creates robotic underwater drone that looks and swims like a shark

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(Thanks to Monique)

Posted by Dave on December 18, 2014 at 09:17 AM
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WE'RE GUESSING KIM KARDASHIAN'S BUTT

When you lose weight, where does the fat go?

(Thanks to Rich Steurer)

Posted by Dave on December 18, 2014 at 09:13 AM
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WOMEN: DO NOT MESS WITH THEM

Exhibit A

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Exhibit B

(Thanks to John Murphy)

Posted by Dave on December 18, 2014 at 09:07 AM
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INCREDIBLY, THIS PLAN FAILED

As Scott moved toward the exit with the merchandise, Dupree dropped to the floor and clutched his chest. With Dupree doing his best Fred Sanford imitation, Scott walked past his sidekick. The fake heart attack, cops noted, “appeared to be done in an attempt to create a distraction long enough for Scott to exit the store, past all points of sale, without paying for the merchandise in the cart."

Guess the state.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on December 18, 2014 at 09:03 AM
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IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

Ore. man assaulted roommate with 6-foot spiral Christmas tree

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Police had to be called to a toy store in Ireland after a frenzy to buy an Elsa doll from Frozen sparked a fight among parents.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on December 18, 2014 at 08:59 AM
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NOT WEIRD AT ALL!

Visitors to a toilet exhibition in Japan are being given the chance to be flushed down a giant toilet wearing a 'poo' hat.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on December 18, 2014 at 08:55 AM
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DUDE, WE NEED A CLUE

Denver's First Marijuana Scavenger Hunt on January 17th.

(Thanks to PirateBoy)

We assume Andy the Tropichunt.com guy will be there.

Posted by Dave on December 18, 2014 at 08:53 AM
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HE WHO SMELT IT...

Curiosity catches a whiff of methane on Mars

(Thanks to DaveM)

Posted by Dave on December 18, 2014 at 08:44 AM
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December 17, 2014

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Over 20,000 bras recalled in Japan due to injury fears

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on December 17, 2014 at 02:36 PM
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STAND TALL

St. Louis No. 1 In Nation For Chlamydia, No. 2 For Gonorrhea

(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger)

Posted by Dave on December 17, 2014 at 02:35 PM
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PROFILES IN GUY COURAGE

Man buys porn theater in an attempt to save historic Birmingham community

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on December 17, 2014 at 02:34 PM
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'OH GOD, IT'S MOM.'

Hero mom calls into CSPAN to berate her arguing pundit sons

(Thanks to Jon Harris and Gordon Anderson)

Posted by Dave on December 17, 2014 at 09:03 AM
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HEY, THEY ALREADY VOTE IN FLORIDA

Should dogs be citizens? It’s not as crazy as you think.

(Thanks to John Gregg, who says "Dogs, maybe. But not cats.")

Posted by Dave on December 17, 2014 at 09:01 AM
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SUDDENLY, YOUR JOB IS LOOKING BETTER

 Beneath London, There's A Revolting Battle To Keep The Sewers Free Of 'Fatbergs'

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(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on December 17, 2014 at 08:58 AM
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WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM, OFFICER?

Omaha police arrest man who was driving on 4 flats, had airbag deployed

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(Thanks to R. Cink, who challenges you to guess what apparently was involved.)

Posted by Dave on December 17, 2014 at 08:56 AM
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WE'RE ON OUR WAY

Tanker carrying 7,000 gallons of whisky rolls

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, who says "At least it was over ice.")

Posted by Dave on December 17, 2014 at 08:45 AM
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WHERE THE HELL IS THE UNITED NATIONS?

McDonald's Japan rations fries as U.S. West Coast port dispute drags on

(Thanks to Monique)

Posted by Dave on December 17, 2014 at 08:43 AM
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THE NUMBER ONE COMMENT WOULD BE: 'ARE YOU *SERIOUS???*'

Hi,
 
My name is Brandt Cox and I am contacting you because of your knowledge and understanding of the TV program 24. I am trying to determine the most common things that people would say while watching this show as they react to what they see. These would be simple 1, 2, or 3 word phrases that relate to what’s happening on the show. I am trying to come up with 25 to 30 comments that people would say while watching this show. I am wondering if you would be able to help me with a potential list.
 
Please get back to me at your convenience.
 
Best Regards,
Brandt Cox
Marketing Manager
 
Zing Media LLC

Posted by Dave on December 17, 2014 at 08:42 AM
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GO ON, KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THEY'RE CUTE AND HARMLESS

Arctic ground squirrels could play a greater role in climate change than was previously thought.

(Thanks to kibby F5, Thayer Conrad Joe in Japan and Nancy Gill)

Posted by Dave on December 17, 2014 at 08:40 AM
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