May 27, 2016

WE'LL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT

Study shows sharks have personalities

(Thanks to Le Petomane and coscolo, both of whom made reference to lawyers.)

 

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2016 at 04:03 PM
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BECAUSE YOU'RE INSANE?

Why I decided to give up my life in London and become a goat in Switzerland

(Thanks to Michael Herold)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2016 at 04:01 PM
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AND SHE DOES! BUT NOT IN A GOOD WAY.

This woman has had SIX RIBS removed to look like her cartoon heroine

(Thanks to Nate West)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2016 at 01:01 PM
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MOST REALISTIC VIDEO GAME EVER

Electrician finds dead snake in PS4

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2016 at 12:57 PM
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BUT WALKING TOO SLOW REMAINS A FELONY

New York City decriminalizes peeing in the street, drinking alcohol out of a bag and littering

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2016 at 12:51 PM
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BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS, THEY WERE IMPRESSED

Man nearly loses his life after swallowing eight NAILS as long as six inches 'to impress his friends'

(Thanks to W. von Papineau)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2016 at 12:46 PM
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BRAZEN

New York's human-hunting squirrels distract man for surprise attack

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2016 at 12:44 PM
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BUSINESS PLAN OF THE WEEK SO FAR

South Carolina Man, 58, Applied For Loan So He Could Purchase Meth

(Thanks to Geoff, DaninDallas and Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2016 at 12:40 PM
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WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER, UM, ARRIVE

Good Housekeeping insists vibrators are no longer taboo for its readers – and asks 300 women to test them out

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2016 at 10:22 AM
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ADVISORY

Someone has been driving a giant hamster around London today

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2016 at 06:34 AM
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THE BIG HURDLE IS SOUR CREAM

NASA Really Is Trying to Grow Potatoes on Mars

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2016 at 06:31 AM
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CSI: CANADA

Canuck the crow, Vancouver's most notorious bird, is being accused of flying away with a knife from a crime scene.

(Thanks to Steve Thompson and The Perts)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2016 at 06:29 AM
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NEEDLESS TO SAY OUR STRICT POLICY

...prohibits us from linking to this OR this.

(Thanks to James Schapiro)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2016 at 06:27 AM
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BECAUSE KEY WEST

Key West Police Find Owner of Illegally Parked Flintstones Car

(Thanks to Bobby Grawl and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2016 at 06:23 AM
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BUT THEY'RE PLANNING TO UPGRADE TO VISTA

The U.S. is still using floppy disks to run its nuclear program

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2016 at 06:19 AM
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WATERPROOF FLORIDA LICENSES ARE ON THE WAY

A police investigation is continuing here to determine how a Cadillac, with two grown men inside, ended up submerged in a swimming pool and needing to be rescued Wednesday afternoon.

(Thanks to Tom Kopac)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2016 at 06:17 AM
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May 26, 2016

PRIORITIES

For world records, Indian man removes teeth and gets over 500 tattoos

(Thanks to Patty Villanova, Al Barkafski, Jeff Schneider and Le Petomane, who says "Some places, he wouldn't even get noticed.")

Posted by Dave on May 26, 2016 at 04:40 PM
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NORTH YORKSHIRE COUNTY COUNCILPERSON OF THE WEEK

Unfortunately, etc.

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

Posted by Dave on May 26, 2016 at 04:36 PM
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EMAILS THIS BLOG DID NOT FINISH READING

Hi Dave

Here’s an article you might like to publish:

Title: 3 Reasons Men Should Collect Model Cars

Posted by Dave on May 26, 2016 at 04:34 PM
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MUCH LIKE AN AMERICAN COLLEGE FOOTBALL GAME

Smugglers attempt to enter Saudi Arabia with 48,000 beer cans disguised as Pepsi

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on May 26, 2016 at 04:33 PM
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