July 20, 2018

SHOULD PEOPLE THIS CLUELESS BE REPRODUCING?

Gender reveal fireworks fail sends partygoers screaming and running for cover

(Thanks to John Lobert)

We're thinking maybe we should return to the era when people revealed genders orally.

Posted by Dave on July 20, 2018 at 10:53 AM
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NO DOUBT HEADED FOR FLORIDA

Nude cyclist spotted on Highway 101 in San Jose

(Thanks to Le Petomane and Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on July 20, 2018 at 10:46 AM
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IN THAT CASE, SIR...

Man pulled over for speeding tries to argue speedometer reading is the temperature

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on July 20, 2018 at 10:45 AM
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WE SAW THE UNDIES-CLAD SHALLOT HURLERS OPEN FOR STING

Undies-clad Auckland man hurling shallots at noisy 4am rubbish collector one of many fed up over early wake-ups

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on July 20, 2018 at 10:43 AM
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POOP MAKING NEWS

Poop is beginning to be a big problem at Burning Man, authorities say

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Poop truck extinguishes flaming vehicle in Russia

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on July 20, 2018 at 10:39 AM
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SHE 'IMMEDIATELY SQUISHED IT WITH A TOWEL'

A Sun City Center woman got an unusual surprise as she used the bathroom in her home Monday — a rabid bat clinging to her arm.

(Thanks to Michael Moyer)

Posted by Dave on July 20, 2018 at 10:31 AM
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GUYS IN ACTION

A former NASA engineer has created what may be the world's largest water gun.

(Thanks to MOTW)

Posted by Dave on July 20, 2018 at 10:25 AM
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FINALLY WE ARE DOING SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING

Florida Tourist Arrested And Sentenced To Jail For Collecting Seashells

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on July 20, 2018 at 10:22 AM
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July 19, 2018

CLASSY!

London erects 25-foot Jeff Goldblum statue to commemorate 'Jurassic Park's 25th anniversary

(Thanks to Gary Schroeder, Roberto, Peter Metrinko and Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on July 19, 2018 at 12:54 PM
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SHE SOUNDS FUN

Nurse looking for love on Tinder leaves potential dates VERY nervous - after she lists her must-haves in a man as having 'both lungs and kidneys' and zero liver damage

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on July 19, 2018 at 12:50 PM
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FLORIDA WILDLIFE: WILDER THAN YOUR WILDLIFE

500-pound goliath grouper eats shark as shocked Florida fishermen watch: 'He just sucked it in'

(Thanks to elseabs, who says "This is EXACTLY like watching my husband eat a chicken fried steak.")

Posted by Dave on July 19, 2018 at 12:47 PM
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IT WAS THAT OR LISTEN TO THE RADIO

Randy couple kill time in traffic jam by having sex out of sunroof in front of stunned motorists

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on July 19, 2018 at 12:42 PM
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SEEMS LEGIT

A naked man claiming to be a paranormal investigator has been filmed after being found stuck in a metal gate.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on July 19, 2018 at 12:33 PM
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SPEAKING OF INSANITY

Man who is 90% covered in tattoos has penis removed as it interferes with his ‘look’

(Thanks to Stan Ruth, John Lobert, John Gregg and James Flynn)

Posted by Dave on July 19, 2018 at 12:24 PM
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THEN WE CHOOSE INSANITY

Bacon Is Bad For Your Mental Health, Say Researchers

(Thanks to MOTW, John Criswell and Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on July 19, 2018 at 12:19 PM
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HAVING SOLVED ALL OF ITS OTHER PROBLEMS

Chicago is now spreading anti-ketchup propaganda on expressways

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on July 19, 2018 at 12:18 PM
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KEEP THIS BOATER AWAY FROM PANAMA

Boater accidentally drains Kennet and Avon Canal

(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger)

Posted by Dave on July 19, 2018 at 12:16 PM
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SIDE EFFECT

Popular fat-reducing procedure can make you fatter.

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

Posted by Dave on July 19, 2018 at 12:14 PM
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SUAVE

Man steals date's car, uses it to take another girl to drive-in movie, police say

(Thanks to DaninDallas and coscolo)

Posted by Dave on July 19, 2018 at 12:13 PM
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WE SAW THE SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTING TORTILLA CHIPS OPEN FOR CREAM

Austin firefighters respond to blazes caused by spontaneous combustion of tortilla chips

(Thanks to Jon Harris and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on July 19, 2018 at 11:58 AM
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