July 25, 2016

DO YOU COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER?

No squatting

(Thanks to barberfriend C.M.)

Posted by judi on July 25, 2016 at 09:46 PM
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UPDATE FROM PHILADELPHIA

Here's my report.

Posted by Dave on July 25, 2016 at 01:53 PM
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UPDATE FROM PHILADELPHIA, DUDE

Joint

Posted by Dave on July 25, 2016 at 09:28 AM
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July 24, 2016

ADVISORY FROM PHILADELPHIA

There may be phlatulence.*

(*Sorry)

Posted by judi on July 24, 2016 at 03:21 PM
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July 23, 2016

HMMM

Science Explains Why Narcissistic Jerks are More Likely to Be Successful

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on July 23, 2016 at 06:43 PM
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WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

First poo-themed dessert cafe set to open in Canada

(Thanks to John Wheat)

Posted by Dave on July 23, 2016 at 10:26 AM
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THEY'RE HERE

Mysterious green slime bubbles up from sewers in Utah town

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(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on July 23, 2016 at 10:24 AM
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MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

8:22 a.m. Someone saw two elderly women drag a bear off of Highway 2 East.

9:42 p.m. Reportedly, a drunken man shot a firework “out of his butt” in the direction of children who were sitting on a dock in Lakeside.

(Thanks to Stan Ruth)

Posted by Dave on July 23, 2016 at 10:19 AM
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TURF WAR!

Canada's nudists feeling overexposed by onlookers

Advisory: Naked Canadians.

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on July 23, 2016 at 10:17 AM
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ADVISORY

Beware of seagulls tripping on acid from flying ants

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on July 23, 2016 at 10:13 AM
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July 22, 2016

MEANWHILE, NOT FAR FROM THIS BLOG'S NEIGHBORHOOD...

200-pound bear spotted in Cutler Bay, shot with tranquilizer gun

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2016 at 04:02 PM
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SQUIRREL PORN

judi took this photo. Rest assured that she has been fired.

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Posted by Dave on July 22, 2016 at 03:13 PM
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WHAT'S THAT... EWWW

Strong smell of cooked urine prompts apartment evacuation

(Thanks to Poker)

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2016 at 11:00 AM
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THIS IS NOT GOOD, FOR THE WORLD

Hi Dave --

I teach English online with folks in South Korea, so I'm often checking the Korea Herald to see what's in the news there.  You'll be happy to know that you're helping to shape the world's view of our political conventions.

-- Jim Kenaston

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2016 at 10:58 AM
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DUDE, I'M GOING TO HUGO

Evidence of THC found in Colorado town's water supply

(Thanks to Rick Day, coscolo and Allen at Division)

Autoplay.

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2016 at 10:56 AM
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WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR ONE-LEGGED SEAGULL

Oblivious Bear Wanders for Days With Cheese Ball Jar Stuck on Its Head

(Thanks to Mr. Ridley Pearson, who has a new book out.)

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2016 at 08:12 AM
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WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR EACH OTHER

Sandwich-hauling squirrel steals spotlight from one-legged seagull

(Thanks to Bob Brogan and John Mayson)

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2016 at 08:07 AM
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SUAVE

Aberdeen man Reported Defecating in Driveway, Fornicating With Garbage Can

(Thanks to John Mayson)

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2016 at 08:05 AM
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RIBBIT

Turns out, a small frog had been hiding in the calabrese.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2016 at 08:03 AM
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COLORADO TRAFFIC (burppp) REPORT

Beer rains onto I-25 after semi-truck overturns

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2016 at 08:01 AM
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