April 20, 2018

EVEN CANADIANS HAVE THEIR LIMITS

Toronto commuters turn on accordionists playing Despacito in subway cars

(Thanks to Roberto)

Posted by Dave on April 20, 2018 at 06:33 AM
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MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

11:35 a.m. A large rock was discovered between a rug store and an ice cream shop.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on April 20, 2018 at 06:31 AM
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NAME THAT STATE!

Man’s own dashboard camera shows him committing burglary

(Thanks to Le Petomane, Jon Harris and Wordsworth in NJ)

Posted by Dave on April 20, 2018 at 06:28 AM
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THESE KIDS TODAY

UC Berkeley students elect a squirrel to the ASUC Senate

(Thanks to Sandra Harder and PirateBoy)

Posted by Dave on April 20, 2018 at 06:25 AM
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IT'S ABOUT TIME

Blue balls mystery solved by scientists

(Thanks to Another Ralph)

Posted by Dave on April 20, 2018 at 06:22 AM
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SO THE PUPPET ALSO TOOK THE OATH?

Punishment doled out after officer takes oath with hand puppet

(Thanks to Fabian Marson, who says "Constitution? What Constitution?")

Posted by Dave on April 20, 2018 at 06:20 AM
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SOMETHING NO HUMAN HAS EVER BEEN ABLE TO DO

Robot assembles IKEA chair frame

(Thanks to Another Ralph)

Posted by Dave on April 20, 2018 at 06:14 AM
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WE ASSUME IT WAS DUCT TAPE

Please see the attached photo of the front page of the Alameda Sun. It appears that the City Manager and the District Attorney will be very closely associated.

-- Charlie Eilhardt

Headline

Posted by Dave on April 20, 2018 at 06:12 AM
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CSI: WACO

Man steals meat, exposes himself during confrontation

(Thanks to DDWalker)

Posted by Dave on April 20, 2018 at 06:06 AM
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THIS HAPPENS FAR TOO OFTEN

Homeowner finds naked intruder in her tub, eating Cheetos

(Thanks to basically everybody)

Posted by Dave on April 20, 2018 at 06:03 AM
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WALES WEATHER UPDATE

'And there'll be a cold front bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts...'

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on April 20, 2018 at 06:01 AM
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April 19, 2018

HEY, GUYS ARE GUYS

Optogenetic study shows that male flies find ejaculation pleasurable

(Thanks to James in NC)

Posted by Dave on April 19, 2018 at 03:05 PM
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WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

Scientists grow human brain in tiny rodent

(Thanks to Robert Harvey, Al Barkafski, Mark Schlesinger, Le Petomane and DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on April 19, 2018 at 02:57 PM
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FORGET ABOUT THOSE NORTH KOREAN MISSILES

A giant indoor farm in China is breeding 6 billion cockroaches a year

(Thanks to Mario Valdes-Lora)

Posted by Dave on April 19, 2018 at 06:24 AM
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URGENT ADVISORY

It’s called the floss dance, and if you want to be down with the kids you better learn how to do it.

(Thanks to James Flynn)

The Blog's daughter informs the Blog that "It's not new. It's been around at least a year."

Posted by Dave on April 19, 2018 at 06:22 AM
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WHERE IS THE UN HUMAN RIGHTS COUNCIL?

Norway’s high school graduates should refrain from running naked across bridges and having sex on roundabouts lest they give drivers “too much of a surprise”, the national transport regulator said on Wednesday.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on April 19, 2018 at 06:19 AM
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YIKES

An Unexpected Asteroid Buzzed by Earth Last Sunday

(Thanks to The Perts)

We saw Unexpected Asteroid open for David Bowie.

Posted by Dave on April 19, 2018 at 06:15 AM
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IT'S JUST FOR PERSONAL USE, OFFICER DUDE

Traffic stop leads to SUV packed full of marijuana

(Thanks to Jane Linderman and Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on April 19, 2018 at 06:07 AM
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UPDATE

The Poop Train's Reign Of Terror In Small-Town Alabama Has Ended

(Thanks to B'game)

Posted by Dave on April 19, 2018 at 06:04 AM
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NO DOUBT EN ROUTE TO FLORIDA

Driver strips naked, dances in street after causing 5-vehicle pileup in Westland, police say

(Thanks to Stella Rondo, Al Barkafski, Michael Huber, Michael Parry, John Criswell and Patty Villanova)

Posted by Dave on April 19, 2018 at 06:03 AM
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