September 24, 2016

SOMEBODY'S GONNA GET AN "F"

Bronx charter school teacher busted for beating student who kept $4G he gave the teen to buy a pound of pot

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2016 at 03:43 PM
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A FLORIDA PILOT'S LICENSE IS ON THE WAY

Police are investigating the crash of a Robinson R22 Beta mustering helicopter, after its pilot allegedly struck a cow whilst herding cattle on a Coen Cattle Station on Sunday September 18.

(Thanks to Roberto)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2016 at 02:57 PM
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WE SAW BLOODTHIRSTY TURTLE OPEN FOR THE DAVE CLARK FIVE

Snorkeller gets nasty shock as "bloodthirsty" turtle turns on him

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2016 at 02:52 PM
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UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT

The president of an Ontario chapter of Crime Stoppers was forced out of his position this week, after police charged him in connection with a large marijuana grow-operation.

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2016 at 11:14 AM
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RIBBIT

Toilet Frogs Have Families Jumping Out Of Their Seats

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2016 at 11:12 AM
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HER PARENTS MUST BE PROUD

Teenage art student carves clay penises with personalised messages 'to remember every man she's ever slept with'

(Thanks to Kevin Smith and Le Petomane)

Related item here.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2016 at 11:08 AM
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LOOKING FOR A CAREER FIELD?

How about Pubic Relations?

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2016 at 11:05 AM
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HURRY IT UP

'Hangover-free alcohol’ could replace all regular alcohol by 2050, says David Nutt

(Thanks to coscolo)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2016 at 11:02 AM
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BAD MIA!

Colorado woman stabbed by her knife-loving dog

(Thanks to Jon Harris, Rick Day, Bill Hudgins and Another Ralph)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2016 at 10:47 AM
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September 23, 2016

GOTTA STAY FIT, DUDE

Scientists found that people in the study who used marijuana daily had about a 3 percent lower BMI (body mass index), on average, than those who did not use marijuana at all.

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2016 at 02:17 PM
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THE NEWS FROM WALES

Dad-of-one shows off hilarious rude parsnip shaped like a naked man’s bottom half

He's a baker from Pontypool.

This has been The News From Wales.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker) 

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2016 at 02:11 PM
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'IT'S NEW YORK'S BLARNEY STONE'

It is totally a thing for tourists to rub the Wall Street 'Charging Bull' statue's testicles

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2016 at 10:43 AM
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CSI: FLATHEAD COUNTY

5:43 p.m. A local boy lied to his parents about his homework.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2016 at 10:41 AM
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WE MIGHT AS WELL SHRED THE CONSTITUTION

Iowan Busted For Measuring Self With Ruler

(Thanks to Steve Thompson)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2016 at 06:38 AM
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SNACK OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Oklahoma student brings dead squirrel to class, wanted to eat it

(Thanks to Stan Ruth)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2016 at 06:36 AM
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GUYS IN ACTION, II

Ouch.

(Thanks to Nancy Gill)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2016 at 06:31 AM
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GUYS IN ACTION

A man is being treated for rabies after he punched a beaver.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2016 at 06:28 AM
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PROFESSIONAL OF THE WEEK SO FAR

For the past 16 years, Xie, 49, has been making serious money charging people all over China to punch his stomach as hard as they can, claiming that he feels no pain there.

(Thanks to Dave N.)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2016 at 06:24 AM
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REMINDS US OF THANKSGIVING

This greedy python had eyes bigger than his belly after swallowing a fully grown antelope - which was so big it killed him.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2016 at 06:22 AM
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FLORIDAAAAAAAA

Woman flashes clerk, blames her phone bill

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2016 at 06:19 AM
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