May 27, 2015

SEND THIS THIEF TO WASHINGTON

Germany's bathroom thief strikes again as ministry toilet seats go missing

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2015 at 08:58 AM
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GOOD MORNING, DUDE

Marijuana-Infused Smoked Salmon Is The Future Of Breakfast

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2015 at 08:56 AM
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GUYS IN ACTION

Man stripped naked and taped to traffic lights for stag do, of course

(Thanks to Cody)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2015 at 08:54 AM
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THEY ALSO WERE A GREAT OPENING ACT FOR HERMAN'S HERMITS

Synthetic Cadavers Offer An Equally Creepy Alternative To The Real Thing

(Thanks to Rich Steurer)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2015 at 08:50 AM
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THE SOFTWARE WAS DESIGNED IN FLORIDA

Self-Driving Volvo Tries To Run Some People Over

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins and Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2015 at 08:43 AM
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ANOTHER CLUE WAS THE MACHETE

After a three-fourths empty bottle of vodka was found on the floorboard of his car and he failed a sobriety field test, Jonathan A. Stauffer made this admission, according to police records: “Maybe I shouldn’t have drank as much as I did.”

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2015 at 08:39 AM
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A FLORIDA POLICE BADGE IS ON THE WAY

Arizona woman blares siren of friend’s police car at drive thru, arrested for DUI

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2015 at 08:36 AM
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May 26, 2015

STAND UP FOR YOUR RIGHTS

MASON COUNTY, MI – Two women fighting over the waffle maker in a Mason County hotel apparently ignited a major disruption over the holiday weekend inside the hotel's buffet-style breakfast area, police say.

(Thanks to DaveM)

Posted by Dave on May 26, 2015 at 02:06 PM
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OOPS

Cheating English man desperately searches for sex tape he left on bus starring his mistress

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

The bus was starring his mistress?

Posted by Dave on May 26, 2015 at 02:03 PM
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APPARENTLY YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY *USE* IT

Large-brained female fish have a higher survival rate than those with small brains when faced with a predator, although brain size surprisingly did not influence male survival.

(Thanks to Dianne Glymph, who says "Kind of explains some stuff, doesn’t it?")

Posted by Dave on May 26, 2015 at 02:00 PM
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TOOT

Here's a nice review of Live Right and Find Happiness in the New York Times.

Posted by Dave on May 26, 2015 at 10:19 AM
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THE 2015 POST HUNT IS SUNDAY

Here's the official Post page, and here's the invaluable site maintained by Andy the TropicHunt.com Guy. Today at noon Gene Weingarten, Tom Shroder and I will be talking about the Hunt, and probably other things, during Gene's weekly chat.

Posted by Dave on May 26, 2015 at 10:18 AM
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THE WILD WILD MIDWEST

Cyclists attack PedalPubs with squirt guns in Minneapolis; six arrested

(Thanks to Charles Cates)

Posted by Dave on May 26, 2015 at 10:02 AM
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GUYS IN ACTION

Twin 52-year-old brothers are facing the same charge after throwing bricks at each other during an argument, Orange City police said.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on May 26, 2015 at 09:51 AM
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WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Farts should be Pendleton council’s next order of business

(Thanks to RussellMc, Tash and Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on May 26, 2015 at 09:43 AM
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HEALTH ADVISORY

Masturbating men ‘will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife,’ says Muslim televangelist

(Thanks to Ross)

Posted by Dave on May 26, 2015 at 09:40 AM
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'IT'S A POSITIVE THING AND IT'S STILL FUN'

Relay For Life team holds cornhole tournament to raise funds

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on May 26, 2015 at 09:24 AM
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FRANCE ETC.

The shock comes after it was revealed the number of super-sized rats could reach 150 million in Britain by the end of the year. Poison Experts said they could be “unstoppable” and are urging authorities to allow a stronger poison to destroy the two-foot long monsters.

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on May 26, 2015 at 09:22 AM
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WISCONSIN TACKLES THE ISSUES

Legislature considers bill allowing hunters to wear pink in effort to attract more women

(Thanks to Charles Cates)

Posted by Dave on May 26, 2015 at 09:18 AM
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WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING REASONS

Top reasons beer is actually good for you

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on May 26, 2015 at 09:17 AM
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