September 01, 2015

LAND OF EXCITEMENT II

B.C. man says he's vying for the record on world's longest cucumber — and pickle, too

(Thanks to The Perts)

He has tough competition.

Posted by Dave on September 1, 2015 at 01:41 PM
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WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS MEANS, BUT WE'RE TERRIFIED

Using Samsung's Internet-Enabled Refrigerator for Man-in-the-Middle Attacks

(Thanks to wiredog)

Posted by Dave on September 1, 2015 at 01:37 PM
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THEY'LL BE BUSY

UK national sperm bank has just nine donors

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on September 1, 2015 at 01:34 PM
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THEY'RE FITTTING RIGHT IN

Tourists brawl in Florida rental car lot

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Not My Usual Alias)

Posted by Dave on September 1, 2015 at 01:29 PM
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OOPS

Teen impersonates policeman, tries to pull over a real cop

(Thanks to Allen at Division and Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on September 1, 2015 at 01:27 PM
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IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE

Firefighters respond to cow with chair on its head

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(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

Posted by Dave on September 1, 2015 at 08:40 AM
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HOW GUYS DO HOUSEWORK

Man set grandmother's house on fire because he 'had to clean it'

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on September 1, 2015 at 08:33 AM
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''THOUSANDS OF HEADS'

Cabbage delays rush hour traffic after Rochester rollover

(Thanks to Bob Brogan and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on September 1, 2015 at 08:31 AM
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THIS HAPPENS FAR TOO OFTEN

911 call: Unicorn chasing screaming man through cemetery

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on September 1, 2015 at 08:28 AM
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MEANWHILE IN SPORTS

Sixth World Gravy Wrestling contest held in Lancashire

(Thanks to Jan in Gravy Grimsby)

Posted by Dave on September 1, 2015 at 08:26 AM
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THE KIOLBASSA KAPER

Former meat worker accused of stealing sausage

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(Thanks to Poker)

Posted by Dave on September 1, 2015 at 08:18 AM
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LAND OF EXCITEMENT

Large, Unique File Clam Found in Canada

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on September 1, 2015 at 08:07 AM
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SEND THEM TO WASHINGTON

China enlists squad of trained monkeys to clear skies during memorial parade

(Thanks to West Coast Rod and Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on September 1, 2015 at 08:05 AM
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BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR

Mexican man says his 19-inch penis is too large for him to work, women are afraid of it

(Thanks to pretty much everybody)

Related: The world's most famous mummy, Tutenkhamun, was buried with his penis standing at a 90 degree angle

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on September 1, 2015 at 08:02 AM
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HOW GUYS DO LAUNDRY

Man charged with urinating in washing machines

(Thanks to Poker)

Posted by Dave on September 1, 2015 at 07:53 AM
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August 31, 2015

GET THAT NOBEL PRIZE READY

Slow-melting ice cream ingredient discovered by scientists

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on August 31, 2015 at 04:28 PM
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BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETIN

THIS LEECH FEEDS ON HIPPO RECTUMS

(Thanks to a person in the Mainstream Media, which as this person notes is ignoring this story)

Posted by Dave on August 31, 2015 at 04:27 PM
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THEREBY QUALIFYING FOR FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

Dung beetles use cues in the night sky to roll balls of poop in straight lines

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on August 31, 2015 at 11:32 AM
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WHY CAN'T THEY JUST DO DRUGS, THE WAY WE DID?

Teens in Taiwan start social media trend with selfies wearing nothing but plastic shopping bags

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on August 31, 2015 at 10:22 AM
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HE CAN USE THE PHOTO ON HIS NEW FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Man takes "selfie" while driving, crashes into tree

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on August 31, 2015 at 09:21 AM
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