February 19, 2017

YIKES

This bald eagle built its nest next to the field where my daughter's team was playing in a soccer tournament today. I got this picture of it taking off to hunt for food. Fortunately it didn't decide to carry off one of the players, because I'm pretty sure, based on talon size, that it could have.

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Posted by Dave on February 19, 2017 at 04:34 PM
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February 18, 2017

UPDATE ON THE BISHOP OF COVENTRY

Our official policy prohibits us from bringing you the update on the Bishop of Coventry, who appears in paragraph seven.

(Thanks to Steve Thompson)]

Posted by Dave on February 18, 2017 at 12:01 PM
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THAT SHOULD DO THE TRICK

Florida woman pours glue into ATMs after card repeatedly declined

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on February 18, 2017 at 11:56 AM
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WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE MUTANT CHICKENS

Improper use of Neti Pots may cause brain-eating amoebas

(Thanks to Chris Johnson)

Posted by Dave on February 18, 2017 at 11:55 AM
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SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE BYRDS

Mutant chickens that can lay the eggs of OTHER hens may help save rare breeds

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on February 18, 2017 at 11:53 AM
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February 17, 2017

WASTE NOT, WANT NOT

Woman accused of drinking wine in front of cops after crashing her car

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on February 17, 2017 at 05:54 PM
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GUYS IN ACTION

Helicopter pilot lands to ask for directions in Kazakhstan

Autoplay.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on February 17, 2017 at 05:50 PM
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AT THE WHAT?

My day at the designer vagina showcase

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on February 17, 2017 at 11:25 AM
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CSI: RHODE ISLAND

Tracks in the snow lead police to a suspected snowblower thief

(Thanks to Monique)

Posted by Dave on February 17, 2017 at 11:23 AM
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APPARENTLY THIS FAMILY DOES NOT OWN A DOG

Mom says thieves stole her daughter's chemistry homework

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "BOLO for a football player whose grades suddenly went up.")

Posted by Dave on February 17, 2017 at 11:21 AM
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'IN HIS MIND, HE THOUGHT IT WAS SOMEWHERE ELSE IN HIS HOUSE'

Ontario man forgot he hid $100,000 in cash inside TV 30 years ago. Then it was found in a scrap heap

(Thanks to Roberto)

Posted by Dave on February 17, 2017 at 06:29 AM
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THE WEST: STILL WILD

Brothers Jesse James, Billy Kidd arrested after disturbance at Lubbock bar

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on February 17, 2017 at 06:21 AM
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FINANCIAL PLANNING IN THE SUNSHINE STATE

Florida Man Charged With Trying to Blow Up Target Stores to Tank Company’s Stock

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on February 17, 2017 at 06:18 AM
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CLEARLY THESE SCIENTISTS NEVER WATCH MOVIES

Woolly mammoth on verge of resurrection, scientists reveal

(Thanks to Jon Harris, who asks "What could go wrong?")

Posted by Dave on February 17, 2017 at 06:15 AM
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CLASSES WE PROBABLY DO NOT NEED

Exhibit A.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on February 17, 2017 at 06:13 AM
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POLICE HAVE SOMETHING TO GO ON

A raid conducted at a vacant storefront in Providence, Rhode Island, Thursday morning turned out to be connected to the theft of $90,000 worth of diapers.

(Thanks to Momique)

Posted by Dave on February 17, 2017 at 06:05 AM
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IN THAT CASE, MA'AM, YOU ARE FREE TO GO

Woman Tells Police that the Items Found in Her Underwear Did Not Belong to Her

Autoplay.

(Thanks to D.D. Walker)

Posted by Dave on February 17, 2017 at 06:04 AM
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February 16, 2017

THEY'RE KILLING THE THIMBLE!

Say goodbye to this classic Monopoly token

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

Posted by Dave on February 16, 2017 at 03:18 PM
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ALWAYS KEEP SOME HANDY

13 pounds of horse genitals concealed in woman's luggage; claimed it was for medicinal purposes

We saw 13 Pounds of Horse Genitals open for the Troggs.

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston, Michael Moyer, Michael Huber and Puptentacle)

Posted by Dave on February 16, 2017 at 03:15 PM
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FLORIDAAAAAAA

The woman accused of performing a sex act inside the Duval County Courthouse and then posting a video of the act has been arrested.

(Thanks to Le Petomane and Roberto)

Posted by Dave on February 16, 2017 at 02:43 PM
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