July 02, 2015

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Monroe County Sheriff's Office deputies responding to “shots fired” reports on the old Seven Mile Bridge in Marathon Monday night found a man in full pirate costume packing operational black-powder pistols in holsters on each hip.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on July 2, 2015 at 06:20 PM
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NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT

Australian lizard changes sex in high temperatures

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on July 2, 2015 at 06:18 PM
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WHERE THE *HELL* IS THE SO-CALLED DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE?

Revamped Bubble Wrap Loses Its Pop

(Thanks to Dave Roe and Janice Gelb)

Posted by Dave on July 2, 2015 at 05:40 PM
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GUYS IN ACTION

This is about some dudes who built a giant robot for paintball battles because they could, and then challenged a giant Japanese robot to a giant robot duel.

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on July 2, 2015 at 09:35 AM
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AN ANXIOUS WORLD HEAVES A SIGH OF RELIEF

Counterfeit popsicle stick gang busted in Turkey

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on July 2, 2015 at 09:21 AM
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HE WILL IN FACT DRIVE THIS BUTT TO WASHINGTON

Comedian Kurt Braunohler Is Driving A Giant Butt Across The Country, Because America Needs This

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(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on July 2, 2015 at 09:20 AM
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WE ARE STAYING THE HELL OUT OF ARKANSAS

A Saline County teenager woke up Tuesday morning with excruciating pain in one of his ears. Grant Botti, 14, says he felt something strange in his ear and decided to grab hold of it.  What he pulled out, would shock everyone. It was a 4-inch long centipede.

Which was of course released after producing a valid Florida driver's license.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Related: Hades centipede, deepest cave-dwelling centipede, discovered by scientists

(Thanks to The Perts)

This has been today's edition of Centipedes Making News.

Posted by Dave on July 2, 2015 at 09:17 AM
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July 01, 2015

BE ADVISED THAT WE MAY NEVER TIRE OF THIS PICTURE

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Posted by Dave on July 1, 2015 at 07:55 PM
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WHY WE LOVE THE INTERNET

This.

Posted by Dave on July 1, 2015 at 05:44 PM
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THERE IS NOTHING LOWER, ALTHOUGH 'POTATO SABOTEURS' WBAGNFARB

Canadian potato farmers offer reward to catch saboteurs

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on July 1, 2015 at 05:39 PM
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AND THIS BLOG AGREES WITH THEM ALL

Plastic surgeons from different countries prefer different breast shapes

(Thanks to A. Wheeler)

Posted by Dave on July 1, 2015 at 05:36 PM
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YOU KNOW WHERE SHE WAS HEADED

A woman without any pants on allegedly stole a North Carolina police cruiser and crashed it into a wall.

(Thanks to Nurse Cindy, who says "North Carolinaaaaaaaaaaaaaa")

Posted by Dave on July 1, 2015 at 05:34 PM
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STATE RANKINGS

Number Fifty, baby.

(Thanks to many people)

Not to be defensive, but these rankings are so stupid that being last is basically a compliment.

Posted by Dave on July 1, 2015 at 04:58 PM
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...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Man points gun at clerk because bathroom was out of order

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on July 1, 2015 at 12:42 PM
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FLORIDAAAAAAAAAA

Ripe mango in the road leads to shots fired at a vehicle

Posted by Dave on July 1, 2015 at 12:39 PM
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GUYS OF THE ANIMAL KINGDOM

These flatworms plunge their penises into their own heads to inject themselves with sperm (when they must).

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

Your dickhead jokes follow.

Posted by Dave on July 1, 2015 at 11:52 AM
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CSI: EXETER

Man 'tries to steal money from woman's vagina'

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on July 1, 2015 at 09:36 AM
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THEY'RE PEERS, ALL RIGHT

Peers discussing Eurostar's ban on animals on their trains were told that 68 ferrets had entered the UK last year under the terms of the European Union's Pet Travel Scheme.

(Thanks to Barbara A)

Posted by Dave on July 1, 2015 at 09:33 AM
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WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

United Airlines Is Going to Power Its Jets with Animal Poop Now

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on July 1, 2015 at 09:31 AM
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SEND THIS FUNDRAISING CONCEPT TO WASHINGTON

The raffle winner will get the chance to use a Taser on City Administrator Jake Anderson or Councilman Bob Lacy at the Van Meter Fire Association Street Dance on July 18.

(Thanks to Loudmouth)

Posted by Dave on July 1, 2015 at 09:30 AM
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