April 20, 2015

NO WORD ON WHAT MR. FLATULENCE THINKS

Mr. Toilet And Mr. Condom Think Jokes Will Save The World

(Thanks to Gargoyle Socks)

Posted by Dave on April 20, 2015 at 05:00 PM
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WE'RE A VERY PROUD BLOG TODAY

Remember this little guy?

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That formerly little guy was part of a team at the Wall Street Journal that just won a Pulitzer Prize for investigative reporting.

Here's a picture of the newsroom hearing the announcement:

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Here's more information on the project they did.

And here's the project.

And here's Rob with Dylan Maxwell Barry, who will one day be very proud of his old man.

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Posted by Dave on April 20, 2015 at 04:04 PM
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A FULL-SERVICE PRACTICIONER

According to documents, Manuel "bartered sex for services with some of these patients" and "performed exorcisms as part of his chiropractic treatment of patients."

(Thanks to Charles Cates and Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on April 20, 2015 at 12:52 PM
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THE WEEK IN SPORTS

Cubs Fan Catches Foul Ball In Her Cup Of Beer, Chugs It

This has been The Week In Sports.

(Thanks to Charles Cates)

To clarify: No, she did not chug the ball.

Posted by Dave on April 20, 2015 at 10:00 AM
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POLLY WANT OUT

Parrot's Cries of 'Help, Fire' Bring Firefighters to Burning House in Idaho

(Thanks to many people)

Posted by Dave on April 20, 2015 at 09:57 AM
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THIS JUST IN

Penis returns to Hurricane, Utah restaurant's famous bull

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on April 20, 2015 at 09:56 AM
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LUCY MAKES THE BIG TIME

Immortalized in the funny pages.

(Thanks to Horace LaBadie)

Posted by Dave on April 20, 2015 at 09:55 AM
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April 19, 2015

SEND THIS TREE TO WASHINGTON

Man in tractor tries to uproot tree, tree fights back

 (Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on April 19, 2015 at 02:26 PM
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WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Oregon is Going to Try to Make Beer Out of Sewage Water

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on April 19, 2015 at 02:08 PM
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O COME ALL YE FAITHFUL

Controversial swinger's club may now open as church

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on April 19, 2015 at 02:00 PM
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ARMED WITH ASSAULT SELTZER BOTTLES

Clowns clash with protesters at Ramos Bros. Circus in Southern California

(Thanks to Ron G. and Charles Cates)

Posted by Dave on April 19, 2015 at 01:38 PM
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SERIOUSLY, DO NOT MESS WITH THEM

Cheating husband in hospital ‘with scrotum size of volleyball’ after wife kicks him in balls

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on April 19, 2015 at 01:35 PM
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April 18, 2015

ATTENTION, POST HUNT PEOPLE:

Get ready.

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Posted by Dave on April 18, 2015 at 03:24 PM
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FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Escaped zebras chased through Brussels by police

(Thanks to Jeff in Pittsburgh)

Related: Buffalo herd roams Arkansas city neighborhoods

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on April 18, 2015 at 09:47 AM
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FUN COUPLE OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Man, woman fight over food, who pooped in bathtub

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on April 18, 2015 at 09:43 AM
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AMERICA TACKLES THE ISSUES

A drunken argument over whether Android or Apple smartphones were superior turned violent early today when two Oklahoma roommates began assaulting each other during the bloody telecommunications debate.

(Thanks to funny man, Jeff Meyerson and Charles Cates)

Posted by Dave on April 18, 2015 at 09:41 AM
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MEANWHILE IN THE WAR ON TERROR

A U.S. marshal forgot his loaded gun, leaving it on top of a toilet paper dispenser in a bathroom stall at Newark Liberty International Airport, one of the country's busiest hubs.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on April 18, 2015 at 09:39 AM
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THE FRIENDLY SKIES

Air traveler, 68, describes being stabbed with pen by angry woman next to him because he was snoring

(Thanks to Ron G.)

Posted by Dave on April 18, 2015 at 09:36 AM
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FORTUNATELY THEY ALL HAVE VALID FLORIDA LICENSES

Millions of honeybees swarm I-5 as truck full of bee crates crashes

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on April 18, 2015 at 09:33 AM
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AT LAST THE WAIT IS OVER

The Hoff is back. And he's better than basically the same as ever.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Janice Gelb)

Posted by Dave on April 18, 2015 at 09:27 AM
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