August 29, 2016

IT'S OUT OF SEASON

UPS driver shot in freak crossbow accident

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

Posted by Dave on August 29, 2016 at 01:43 PM
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THESE KIDS TODAY

Escaped teenager requests different mugshot photo after Sydney jailbreak

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on August 29, 2016 at 01:39 PM
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HE WAS IN AN 'ALTERED STATE' (BUT NOT FLORIDA)

Nude stranger falls through patio roof onto barbecue

(Thanks to Woozy Barnes)

Posted by Dave on August 29, 2016 at 01:31 PM
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HE WON'T GET FAR WITHOUT THE LEGS

Man Broke Into Adult Novelty Shop, Made Off With Sex Toys, Top Half Of $2000 Mannequin

(Thanks to Dave D)

Posted by Dave on August 29, 2016 at 01:29 PM
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CANADA SINKS STILL DEEPER INTO CHAOS

Mysterious brown 'goo' strewn across North Vancouver

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on August 29, 2016 at 01:27 PM
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HE TOLD THE COPS HE WAS JESUS

According to a Star Online report, the man was flagged down after police spotted him driving a vehicle fitted with a licence plate bearing the words “WWE3621 KERAJAAN EMPAYAR LANGKASUKA NUSANTARA TUANKU RAJA MERONGMAHAWANGSA II SULTAN KEDAH ASAL IMAM ALMAHDI”.

(Thanks to John Mayson)

Posted by Dave on August 29, 2016 at 01:19 PM
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GUESS THE STATE

Pregnant woman shares picture of ultrasound scan that looks like BUNNY

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on August 29, 2016 at 01:18 PM
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WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE RAMONES

Drunk German wasps are on their way and they’ve got a bee in their bonnet

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on August 29, 2016 at 01:16 PM
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THAT WILL SURELY WIN HER BACK II

A Wisconsin man is facing a stalking charge after he allegedly mailed a live ball python to his ex-girlfriend.

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

Posted by Dave on August 29, 2016 at 01:15 PM
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CANADA: A NATION STALKED BY TRAGEDY

Pet iguana named Gaylord still missing in Edmonton

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on August 29, 2016 at 06:24 AM
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GUYS IN ACTION

Angered over Sap, Man Cuts Down Tree, Sending It onto His Own Apartment House

(Thanks to Nancy Gill)

Posted by Dave on August 29, 2016 at 06:21 AM
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YOU KNOW WHO'S BEHIND THIS

The start of a new school year was postponed for two days after bats were found hiding in the multi-purpose room of an Elmhurst elementary school earlier this week.

(Thanks to Dave N.)

Posted by Dave on August 29, 2016 at 06:14 AM
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THAT WILL SURELY WIN HER BACK

A Northampton man is facing charges after his ex-girlfriend allegedly watched him fire an arrow toward her house.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on August 29, 2016 at 06:12 AM
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AND THE OSCAR GOES TO

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from telling you whom the Oscar goes to.

(Thanks to Fabian Marson)

Posted by Dave on August 29, 2016 at 06:09 AM
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KIWI TEEWEE

A television host has been left red-faced after he left his microphone on while taking a toilet break and it was broadcast live on TV.

(Thanks to Geoff)

Posted by Dave on August 29, 2016 at 06:06 AM
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August 28, 2016

APPEARING SOON IN BOOKSTORES EVERYWHERE EXCEPT THE REST OF THE WORLD

Here's an extremely factual excerpt from my extremely factual new book Best. State. Ever.

Posted by Dave on August 28, 2016 at 02:30 PM
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NO MORE MISS BIM-BIM

The government of Burkina Faso has banned an annual beauty contest for women with the biggest buttocks, saying such events are sexist.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on August 28, 2016 at 01:27 PM
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THIS IS WHY WE HAVE THE DEATH PENALTY

Subway cricket prankster nearly made her performance art a whole lot worse with roaches

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who saw Subway Cricket Prankster open for Captain Beefheart)

Posted by Dave on August 28, 2016 at 01:25 PM
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FRIEND OF THE MONTH SO FAR

Man drops mobile in outhouse so friend goes in after it only to become trapped in faeces

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on August 28, 2016 at 01:21 PM
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PROBABLY VEGAN

Stench from Shropshire bio-gas site blamed on new employee

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on August 28, 2016 at 01:18 PM
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