May 24, 2017

KINKY

Alabama woman finds opossums sleeping in her drawers

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 24, 2017 at 06:37 AM
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WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

Goat yoga is finally coming to Dallas

(Thanks to James Flynn)

Posted by Dave on May 24, 2017 at 06:34 AM
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NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

The "follow-me" beer cooler.

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on May 24, 2017 at 06:32 AM
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TWO WORDS: FRENCH FRIES

Scientists may have found out why whales are so big

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on May 24, 2017 at 06:31 AM
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'I'VE GOT A DOG HERE'

Dog crashes live news broadcast in Russia

(Thanks to Fabian Marson)

Posted by Dave on May 24, 2017 at 06:17 AM
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May 23, 2017

WE'VE ALL HAD BAD DAYS, BUT...

The witness said the man was hanging on to part of the equipment and his pants were on fire.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2017 at 12:24 PM
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FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS

Insecticide-induced leg loss does not eliminate biting and reproduction in Anopheles gambiae mosquitoes

(Thanks to Chris Knight)

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2017 at 12:22 PM
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IN FLORIDA, IT'S ALMOST BETTER IF YOU CAN'T SEE WHAT'S AHEAD OF YOU

Florida man cited for driving with SUV's hood blocking view

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2017 at 12:17 PM
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THIS WILL NOT END WELL

Four baby squirrels with tails tangled together rescued by Bangor men

(Thanks to Allen at Division and Jenny)

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2017 at 12:14 PM
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BOLO

A visitor who thought boa constrictors were native to South Carolina released one in a Midlands park, according to officials.

(Thanks to Vernon Bowen, who says, "People: Idiotic, or stupid?")

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2017 at 12:10 PM
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'IS ANYONE HERE?'

Woman trying to buy birthday card trapped inside CVS

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says "Of course the CVS store was in Florida.")

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2017 at 12:08 PM
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SOMEHOW WE MISSED THIS

The Silence of the Lambs is actually a romantic comedy.

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2017 at 11:59 AM
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EVEN OUR WILDLIFE IS CRIMINAL

Swan chases Florida police officer around SUV

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2017 at 06:16 AM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Florida man crashes car into sheriff's 'Don't Drink and Drive' unit

(Thanks to Rick Day, funny man and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2017 at 06:14 AM
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ONE SMALL STEP

Mouse sperm yields healthy mice after 9 months in space

(Thanks to The Perts and Jon Harris)

Related: Donut launched 97,000 feet into space on display at Kansas City shop

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2017 at 06:11 AM
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MANLY

Kung fu master uses genitals to pull bus down street

(Thanks to James Flynn)

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2017 at 06:02 AM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Florida Woman Attacks Lyft Driver After Blowing Nose on Seat Cushion

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2017 at 06:00 AM
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APOCALYPSE UPDATE

'Winged' snake species from 5 million years ago discovered in Tennessee

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says "They have to be in Florida by now.")

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2017 at 05:57 AM
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May 22, 2017

SPORTSPERSON OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Fore!

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

Posted by Dave on May 22, 2017 at 01:53 PM
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THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

57-pound monkey 'Uncle Fatty' put on strict diet in Thailand

This has been The News From Abroad.

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

Posted by Dave on May 22, 2017 at 01:42 PM
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