October 29, 2014

IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU ARE FREE TO GO

Teen who filmed showering woman claims he was testing how waterproof his phone was

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on October 29, 2014 at 02:23 PM
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IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

Upstate New York woman arrested twice for DWI in 3 hours, once while in zombie makeup

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(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on October 29, 2014 at 02:20 PM
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CREEPING FASCISM UPDATE

'Naked Rambler' loses bid to have public nudity declared a human right

(Thanks to W. von Papineau)

Posted by Dave on October 29, 2014 at 02:18 PM
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BOLO

Seattle Police Release Photo of Man Accused of Stealing ‘Hercules’ Penis Pump

(Thanks to Mark Buckley)

Posted by Dave on October 29, 2014 at 02:15 PM
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OINK

The X-rated Peppa Pig biscuits come just one day after Tesco found itself in hot water for its unfortunate genitalia-shaped buttermilk logo.

(Thanks to Layzeeboy)

Posted by Dave on October 29, 2014 at 02:06 PM
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EAT IT BEFORE IT EATS YOU

The Zombie Hot Dog.

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(Thanks to The Amazing Steve)

Posted by Dave on October 29, 2014 at 01:55 PM
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OOPS

Walmart apologizes over Halloween 'Fat Girl Costumes' page on website

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on October 29, 2014 at 01:52 PM
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KINKY

Reversing Course on Beavers

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on October 29, 2014 at 01:47 PM
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October 28, 2014

ATTENTION, SHOPPERS

I wrote this book a few years ago, but it has been reissued with a spiffy new cover just in time for the holiday season:

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FWIW, I'm quite fond of this book.

Posted by Dave on October 28, 2014 at 05:49 PM
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THIS HAPPENS FAR TOO OFTEN

Man dressed as yellow Teletubbie enters friend's house uninvited, takes Chinese food

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

Posted by Dave on October 28, 2014 at 04:39 PM
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UNDOUBTEDLY FOR PERSONAL PROTECTION

TSA Finds Cannon Barrel In Checked Bag Of San Francisco-Bound Passenger

(Thanks to Gargoyle Socks)

Posted by Dave on October 28, 2014 at 04:33 PM
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BUT IT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED IN OTHER WAYS

Sex with 21 women lowers risk of prostate cancer, academics find

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, Jon Harris and Greg Snow, who says "The only problem is, the 21 women are extremely booked up right now.")

Posted by Dave on October 28, 2014 at 04:26 PM
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RIIIIIIIIGHT

Kraft has responded to the controversy over its Jell-O Jigglers college team mold trays by saying it's not intended for college students to use in alcoholic Jell-O shots.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

Posted by Dave on October 28, 2014 at 10:08 AM
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IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU ARE FREE TO GO

Naked Man Accused Of Raping Pit Bull In Neighbor’s Yard, Says ISIS Sent Him

(Thanks to Bill Jones)

Posted by Dave on October 28, 2014 at 09:05 AM
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THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN HUGH HEFNER?

Reptiles That Wait for Sex Live Longer

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on October 28, 2014 at 09:02 AM
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IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

Maine woman in Hello Kitty costume arrested for drunk driving

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on October 28, 2014 at 08:59 AM
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IT'S HEAVY, BUT VERY HIGH-PITCHED, BREATHING

Bats Listen for the Sounds of Fly Sex

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on October 28, 2014 at 08:53 AM
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BE ADVISED:

Ancient Viruses Lurk In Frozen Caribou Poo

(Thanks to Gargoyle Socks)

Posted by Dave on October 28, 2014 at 08:51 AM
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A BOLD STRIDE FORWARD IN HALLOWEEN TECHNOLOGY

Baby-head masks.

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(Thanks to Suzie Q. Wacvet)

Posted by Dave on October 28, 2014 at 08:49 AM
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CSI: HOUSTON

A Texas school district police officer has been charged with misdemeanor official oppression after he was accused of demanding to smell the socks and underwear of a woman he had stopped.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on October 28, 2014 at 08:47 AM
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