April 25, 2017

APOCALYPSE UPDATE

Any day now.

(Thanks to AC, who says "My advice is not to read this." This is good advice.)

Posted by Dave on April 25, 2017 at 03:03 PM
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EW

Fatberg that blocked high street hairdressers toilets is so big it stretches the full length of the high street

Edgar?

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on April 25, 2017 at 02:54 PM
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UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT

A prison officer who smuggled cannabis, mobile phones and sim cards into a young offender's institution in her bra to earn extra cash to fund a master's degree in criminology.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on April 25, 2017 at 02:52 PM
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OOPS

Tourism director, 61, who was fired after she accidentally live-streamed herself naked on her ENTIRE TOWN'S Instagram page in sext gone-wrong sues to get her job back

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

Posted by Dave on April 25, 2017 at 10:33 AM
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THERE IS NOTHING MORE UNNATURAL THAN NATURE

'Alien-like' Hercules Beetle wriggles while inside pupa before it prepares to emerge as fully grown insect

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says "Of course they're found in Florida.")

Posted by Dave on April 25, 2017 at 10:30 AM
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YOU KNOW THE SQUIRRELS WERE BEHIND THIS

Cheeky seagull steals false teeth

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on April 25, 2017 at 10:29 AM
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SOMETIMES IT'S BLESSED TO RECEIVE, DUDE

Police in Pennsylvania said a church pastor contacted authorities after receiving a UPS package that unexpectedly contained 10 pounds of marijuana.

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

Posted by Dave on April 25, 2017 at 10:28 AM
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IN THAT CASE, SIR....

Florida man worried about zombies breaks into home, deputies say

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on April 25, 2017 at 10:26 AM
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JUST WHEN YOU THINK THE WORLD CANNOT GET ANY STUPIDER

...the world proves you wrong.

(Thanks to Le Petomane and Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on April 25, 2017 at 10:24 AM
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FLORIDA WILDLIFE REPORT

Monkey on the loose in Apopka

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on April 25, 2017 at 06:10 AM
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GUYS IN ACTION

Man vs. Keg

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

Posted by Dave on April 25, 2017 at 06:07 AM
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'CONSULTANTS'

Florida state senator, now resigned, had Playboy and Hooters models on political payroll

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

Posted by Dave on April 25, 2017 at 06:04 AM
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April 24, 2017

DUDE

16-foot joint added to store's museum on 4/20

(Thanks to Bob Bgrogan)

Posted by Dave on April 24, 2017 at 02:41 PM
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ALTHOUGH SOME PEOPLE CALL IT MAURICE

Northern Lights enthusiasts see a strange new light in the sky and decide to call it 'Steve'

(Thanks to wiredog and The Perts)

Posted by Dave on April 24, 2017 at 02:39 PM
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THIS MAN DESERVES A MEDAL

One person was taken into custody on Sunday afternoon after police said the man tried to push through authorities to "save" his beer that was inside the residence.

(Thanks to Greg MIchealson)

Posted by Dave on April 24, 2017 at 02:32 PM
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TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

Nashville woman calls cops after husband refuses to get her ice cream

Doubling Down On Smart: The officer says he notified the woman it was a crime to file a false report and she would be placed under arrest. The woman first asked to use the bathroom, which she was allowed to do as long as the door was left cracked open. Police say after two minutes, they heard a window open, followed by a loud thud.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on April 24, 2017 at 02:27 PM
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'SAMURAI SWORDS, GHURKA KNIVES OR HEAVY HAMMERS'

A court has rejected a 60-year-old man's attempt to invoke the ancient right to trial by combat, rather than pay a £25 fine for a minor motoring offence.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on April 24, 2017 at 02:22 PM
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SHE ALREADY HAS HER FLORIDA LICENSE

'I Want to Kiss You': Dashcam Video Shows Former Miami-Dade Teacher During DUI Arrest

In that case, ma'am...

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

Posted by Dave on April 24, 2017 at 02:19 PM
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GUYS IN ACTION

YouTuber attempts 'Bart Simpson megaphone challenge'

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

Posted by Dave on April 24, 2017 at 02:15 PM
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NAME THAT STATE!

Enraged by xylophone, woman dumps pan of grease on man’s head

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on April 24, 2017 at 06:23 AM
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