May 25, 2015

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG

Researchers Say They're Getting Closer to Creating a Dino-Chicken

Welcome to the Barnyard of the Future!

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(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2015 at 03:12 PM
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WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST SHRED THE DAMN CONSTITUTION

Norristown law enforcement officers were called to the Trooper Road Wal-Mart to confront a man who was asking female customers in the store if he could take pictures of their feet, according to police.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2015 at 02:09 PM
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'SUSPECTED OF BEING UNDER THE INFLUENCE'

Naked Man Attempts to Steal Baby at Graduation

(Thanks to Charles Cates and Don Faber)

It's definitely a concern:

Dave -

While there is more than occasionally some overlap, I'm thinking that Naked Man is beginning to outstrip Florida Man in exposure. And Naked Man isn't confined to the Sunshine State - barely a day goes by that he doesn't pop up someplace. Maybe Florida Man's genes mutated?

Best, Bill Hudgins

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2015 at 11:15 AM
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THEIR BACKUP STRATEGY INVOLVES TEQUILA

Spiders use music to woo partners

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins and Monique)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2015 at 11:05 AM
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BOLO

Police itching to find suspect in rash of genital flashers

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2015 at 10:56 AM
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I'M JUST GOING TO THE PUB, LUV

Sketching nude models is the hot new thing in English pubs

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2015 at 10:51 AM
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FORE

Massive sinkhole forms at entrance of Missouri’s Top of the Rock golf course

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2015 at 10:49 AM
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CSI: TULSA

Man spotted urinating on a business fence

He "showed signs of being intoxicated" (see photo for signs).

(Thanks to Stan Ruth)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2015 at 10:41 AM
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FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

A giant kangaroo with 'massive pecs' is terrorising the streets

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2015 at 10:37 AM
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DOES THIS MEAN I CAN STOP PAYING TAXES?

So apparently I've been deceased since 2001.

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2015 at 10:33 AM
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HAVE A GOOD MEMORIAL DAY

But please remember -- and tell your kids -- why we observe it.

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Flags at Rockefeller Center last night. (Photo by Michelle Kaufman)

Update: I see judi already put a Memorial Day post up, but I'll leave this one, too, because it can't hurt.

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2015 at 10:25 AM
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BETTER FIX YOUR OWN BURGERS TODAY

The local In-And-Out's gonna be busy.

(Thanks to Charles Cates)

Posted by judi on May 25, 2015 at 09:22 AM
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MEMORIAL DAY

Have a safe and happy holiday, and remember.

Posted by judi on May 25, 2015 at 09:15 AM
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May 23, 2015

THE YOUNG GENERATION

Today we're in New York to celebrate Dylan Maxwell Barry's first birthday. Here are some of his toys. Guess which one is his favorite.

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Posted by MiamiHerald on May 23, 2015 at 12:02 PM
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BE ON THE LOOKOUT

The Residents Are Missing Another Eyeball

(Thanks to Gargoyle Socks)

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2015 at 06:02 AM
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INCREDIBLY, HE DOES NOT LIVE IN FLORIDA

Pantsless man attacks police dog

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2015 at 05:58 AM
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FLORIDA

Rescuers bring naked man down from raised railroad bridge in Fort Lauderdale

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2015 at 05:56 AM
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GUYS

These Insects Compete Using Their Spiked Penises

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2015 at 05:54 AM
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May 22, 2015

THAT'S ONE POSSIBLE LESSON

Man swallows hamster in front of children ‘to show how dear life is’

(Thanks to Judy B.)

Posted by Dave on May 22, 2015 at 04:08 PM
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BADA BING

Two Drug Enforcement Administration agents illegally worked double duty by operating a New Jersey strip club on the side, federal prosecutors charged Wednesday.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

 

Posted by Dave on May 22, 2015 at 04:04 PM
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