September 01, 2014

ONE BY ONE, WE ARE LOSING OUR PRECIOUS CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS

A Moores Hill couple is facing charges for illegally selling raccoons, skunks and fish out of their home.

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(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on September 1, 2014 at 10:07 AM
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INCREDIBLY, ONLY ELI HAD A VALID FLORIDA LICENSE

The accident Wednesday was caused when Kelly Ellison, a 28-year-old Milwaukee woman wearing flip-flops, somehow got her footwear caught and “was unable to stop at the stop sign.” Her auto was then hit by a pickup truck pulling a trailer containing a camel named Eli.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on September 1, 2014 at 10:06 AM
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'WHERE ARE YOU GOING, DEAR?'

"Just out for a cup of coffee."

(Thanks to funny man and Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on September 1, 2014 at 10:01 AM
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SPEAKING OF DOGS

Dog turns on stove, which then sets laptop ablaze

(Thanks to funny man, who says, "Obviously hired by squirrels.")

Posted by Dave on September 1, 2014 at 09:57 AM
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MAN BITES DOG

Court grants man divorce over wife's demand for excessive sex

(Thanks to John Mayson)

Posted by Dave on September 1, 2014 at 09:54 AM
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YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?

Portrait of Captain Picard in Ketchup and Other Condiments

(Thanks to Ralph, who says, "Unrefrigerated, of course.")

Posted by Dave on September 1, 2014 at 09:53 AM
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August 31, 2014

THE AGONY OF DEFEAT

Orangeville man’s giant cabbage shy of world record

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(Thanks to The Perts)

This picture reminds us of an excellent movie:

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Posted by Dave on August 31, 2014 at 09:55 AM
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THE HOLIDAYS ARE JUST AROUND THE CORNER

And Toys "R" Us is READY.

(Thanks to Robert Mathis)

Posted by Dave on August 31, 2014 at 09:51 AM
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GOD HELP US IF A FRATERNITY GETS HOLD OF THE PLANS

Brothers build human catapult able to launch people 40 feet into a lake

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on August 31, 2014 at 09:42 AM
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August 30, 2014

FLORIDA CRIME REPORT

Unfortunatelu our strict policy prohibits us from presenting the Florida Crime Report.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on August 30, 2014 at 12:52 PM
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WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

A Katy High School junior has perfected the “art” of sewer fishing.

(Thanks to John Gregg)

Posted by Dave on August 30, 2014 at 12:49 PM
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THEY WERE ALLOWED IN AFTER PRODUCING VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

20 Giant Millipedes Found Alive In Bogus Toy Box At SFO Customs

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on August 30, 2014 at 12:47 PM
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A ONE-MONTH SUPPLY

Japan gov't calls on citizens to stockpile toilet paper

(Thanks to Rich Steurer)

Posted by Dave on August 30, 2014 at 12:41 PM
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THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE HAVE A FEDERAL GOVERNMENT

Government publishes detailed instructions on how to safely roast marshmallows

(Thanks to Another Ralph and coscolo)

Posted by Dave on August 30, 2014 at 12:40 PM
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THANK YOU!

You hate autplay? This'll help.

Enjoy,

Another Ralph

Posted by Dave on August 30, 2014 at 12:38 PM
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BECAUSE WE NEED MORE WAYS TO GET THEM

Could we soon send emails 'telepathically'?

(Thanks to Another Ralph)

Posted by Dave on August 30, 2014 at 12:34 PM
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YET BUD LIGHT IS STILL AVAILABLE

Norwegian brewery pulls 'fart-smelling' beer

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on August 30, 2014 at 12:26 PM
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BE AFRAID, ANDY. BE VERY AFRAID.

Andy the TropicHunt.com guy is at Dragon Con in Atlanta, where he took this picture of Florida Man:

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Posted by Dave on August 30, 2014 at 12:22 PM
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August 29, 2014

GUYS IN ACTION

A man in Germany creates a remote-controlled, flying pizza box

(Thanks to funny man, who notes "France is on red alert.")

Posted by Dave on August 29, 2014 at 02:32 PM
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AGAIN, FLORIDA DEMANDS A RECOUNT

Massachusetts Has the Worst Drivers.

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)

Posted by Dave on August 29, 2014 at 02:30 PM
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