February 12, 2016

TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

WOMAN ALLEGEDLY ATTEMPTS TO KILL BARBER OVER BAD HAIRCUT IN CALIFORNIA

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on February 12, 2016 at 10:55 AM
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OLDER GUYS IN ACTION

This blog can totally relate.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on February 12, 2016 at 10:49 AM
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DRIVING WHILE 'PHYSICALLY DISTRACTED'

Cops: Driver Pleasuring Self Caused Crash

(Thanks to Jeff Schneider)

Posted by Dave on February 12, 2016 at 10:45 AM
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CANADA: LAND OF EXCITEMENT

Pink potato among 16 new kinds of spuds touted by Ottawa

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on February 12, 2016 at 10:43 AM
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JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THINGS COULD NOT GET ANY BETTER

Aortic Valve's silent disco to return with big upgrades to Tellus360

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on February 12, 2016 at 10:42 AM
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YOUR CALL IS IMPORTANT TO US

Spanish civil servant's six-year absence from work not noticed

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on February 12, 2016 at 10:35 AM
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WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

The Adult Diaper Market Is About to Take Off

(Thanks to Peter)

Posted by Dave on February 12, 2016 at 10:33 AM
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NAME THAT STATE

Woman removes pants, says boyfriend is cult member

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Steve Thompson)

Posted by Dave on February 12, 2016 at 10:32 AM
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THERE IS A GOD

Tortoise sex interrupts fashion show

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on February 12, 2016 at 10:30 AM
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THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO BELIEVE IN

Saskatchewan not named after sasquatches, residents insist

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on February 12, 2016 at 10:28 AM
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MEANWHILE IN POLITICS

Vermin Supreme finishes fourth in N.H. Democratic primaries

(Thanks to Ralph)

Ted Cruz campaign pulls ad featuring softcore porn actress

"Pulls" hehehheh.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on February 12, 2016 at 10:26 AM
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February 11, 2016

WE KNEW IT

CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES CATS

(Thanks to Tom [Not That Tom])

Posted by Dave on February 11, 2016 at 06:12 PM
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POSSIBLY THE BEST HEADLINE IN SEVERAL MONTHS

Man urinates in Wal-Mart as he puts trout in pants

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, judy b. and Sharon [The Minx] Lurie)

Posted by Dave on February 11, 2016 at 06:10 PM
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WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE CLASH

'Aggressive elk' no match for Norway kids with snowballs

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

Posted by Dave on February 11, 2016 at 11:11 AM
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AUSTRALIA: LAND OF THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO YIKES

Daddy-long-legs spider wins David and Goliath battle with deadly brown snake

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on February 11, 2016 at 11:01 AM
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AND ALL WE EVER GET IS MASS TRANSIT

Slovenian town plans public beer fountain

(Thanks to funny man Jon Harris and Bob Brogan)

Posted by Dave on February 11, 2016 at 10:58 AM
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IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME

Western retirees at Thai resort busted for playing bridge

Names We Are Not Making Fun Of: Police Col. Sukathat Pumpanmuang; president of the Contract Bridge League of Thailand Chodchoy Sophonpanich; bridge league manager Chaiyut Assanaiyarat.

(Thanks to The Fourth George, who says "It's a well known fact that bridge is the gateway to whist.")

Posted by Dave on February 11, 2016 at 10:52 AM
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WASHINGTON WILDLIFE REPORT

Porta-Potty found floating in Olympia's Budd Inlet

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on February 11, 2016 at 10:47 AM
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February 10, 2016

BERNIE AND I DEBATE PARKING

I had totally forgotten this until I saw the video, but: Back in 1991 I hosted some kind of dinner for freshman congresspersons, sponsored by the Washington Press Club. As I vaguely recall, I was instructed to poke gentle fun at the congresspersons in my introductions, then ask them each a joke question, which they were free to respond to or ignore in their remarks. The first person I introduced, as it happened, was Bernie Sanders. Somehow this ended up on YouTube. Here's the video. I have no excuse for my hair. 

 

Posted by Dave on February 10, 2016 at 04:44 PM
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OH MANDY, WELL YOU CAME AND YOU GAVE WITHOUT TIPPING

Video sparks hunt for mystery 'Barry Manilow cabbie'

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on February 10, 2016 at 02:16 PM
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