July 29, 2015

EDGAR?

Divers Find Giant Floating Blob, Have No Idea What It Is

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on July 29, 2015 at 08:44 PM
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'SLOWLY' IS THE BAD NEWS

A new study says that Washington, DC, is slowly sinking.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on July 29, 2015 at 08:33 PM
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WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?

According to cops, a neighbor called 911 to report that Berg was walking around his backyard in the nude and had communed with a bush.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski, Ralph, Jeff Meyerson, Unholy Slacker and Chris Elzi)

Posted by Dave on July 29, 2015 at 08:31 PM
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KINKY

Watch These Sea Slugs Stab Each Other in the Head as They Have Sex

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on July 29, 2015 at 08:30 PM
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FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Party-animal badger found drunk on Polish beach

(Thanks to Jon Harris and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on July 29, 2015 at 08:19 PM
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A SACRED IDAHO TRADITION

Every summer, my cousin-in-law Ron Ungerman and I make an effort to be photographed at this place of worship. This year, we were joined by Mr. Ridley Pearson.

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We found the experience deeply moving. Especially Ridley.

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Posted by Dave on July 29, 2015 at 07:53 PM
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OOPS

ATM-filling workers forget bag of $141,000 on a lawn

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

Posted by Dave on July 29, 2015 at 10:15 AM
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IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU ARE FREE TO GO

A convicted drug dealer from England refused to travel to Wales for his sentencing because he can't understand the local accent.

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

Posted by Dave on July 29, 2015 at 10:14 AM
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UH-OH

Tiny baby squirrels found near the White House

(Thanks to wiredog)

Posted by Dave on July 29, 2015 at 10:12 AM
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'NAKED CREEPERS'

Philly Naked Bike Ride cuts ties with nude Rocket Cat Café promoter

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Related: Naked Man Arrested At Grocery Store Meat Counter

(Thanks to Geoff Scott and Allen at Division, who asks "What Other Counter would he stand at?")

Posted by Dave on July 29, 2015 at 10:06 AM
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IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Huge Python Captured At Shark Valley In Everglades National Park

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Posted by Dave on July 29, 2015 at 10:03 AM
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FIVE YEARS AGO: JUST LIKE ME

This remains one of the highlights of my life.

Posted by Dave on July 29, 2015 at 09:43 AM
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July 28, 2015

'THE UK IS CURRENTLY IN THE MIDST OF A GULL CRISIS

Gull running is latest extreme sport as teens with chips try to outrun vicious birds

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on July 28, 2015 at 08:05 PM
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TRAFFIC ADVISORY

Drivers unable to move after N.H. highway syrup leak

(Thanks to ubetcha and Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on July 28, 2015 at 08:03 PM
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ANY OTHER COLOR BRA, HE'S FINE

Britain’s Lord Sewel quits Parliament after he was caught on tape allegedly snorting coke, wearing orange bra

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on July 28, 2015 at 07:57 PM
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HOW THEY GET A FOOT IN THE DOOR

Elon Musk and Stephen Hawking warn over 'killer robots'

This robot can make you an egg sandwich

(Thanks to kevismi)

Posted by Dave on July 28, 2015 at 12:14 PM
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IT GETS HOT OUT THERE

Neighborhood ice cream truck driver arrested wearing only underwear

(Thanks to Allen at Division, who says "Hey, Want a Rocket Pop? We All Scream...")

Posted by Dave on July 28, 2015 at 11:57 AM
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CSI: ANDOVER

A caller from North Main Street reported at 12:38 p.m. that there was an item on the side of the road that looked like a torso. The responding officer reported that “it was a brisket.”

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on July 28, 2015 at 11:51 AM
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HEY, YOU CAN ALWAYS GET ANOTHER CHILD

Teen drops child on the floor when trying to catch wedding bouquet

 (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "priorities.")

Posted by Dave on July 28, 2015 at 11:49 AM
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THEY HAD TO TAKE HIM DOWN WITH BAGPIPES

Naked, banjo-playing Washington man taken into custody after two-hour standoff with police

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on July 28, 2015 at 11:45 AM
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