July 23, 2014

BEAVERS

Trying to get inside.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts, Woozy Barnes and Rich Steurer)

Posted by judi on July 23, 2014 at 03:49 PM
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PEOPLE WHO KNIT

Arguably, the craziest people on the internet, unless there's some unknown not-crazy thing about knitting toilet paper.

(Thanks to Cindy K., who claims to recognize "when to stop" and then offers to knit one of these for The Blog)

Posted by judi on July 23, 2014 at 03:46 PM
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SPEAKING OF JESUS

A Florida driver's license is on its way heavenward.

(
Thanks to Bill Hudgins, who'd better make room in the handbasket for Peter Metrinko, who sent us the following...)

Jesus tweet

Posted by judi on July 23, 2014 at 03:37 PM
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OR KENNY ROGERS

'God' seen in photograph of clouds over Norfolk - but it could be Sean Connery or Karl Marx

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on July 23, 2014 at 10:48 AM
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ALL PART OF THEIR EVIL PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION

Prince Charles given toy squirrel as birthday present for George

(Thanks to ubetcha)

Posted by Dave on July 23, 2014 at 10:46 AM
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THERE IS NO ALERT LEVEL HIGH ENOUGH

British inventor builds giant 'fart machine' to fire at France

(Thanks to Andy the TropicHunt.com Guy, Richard, and David Emery) 

 

Posted by Dave on July 23, 2014 at 10:36 AM
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July 22, 2014

TRADITION

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Posted by Dave on July 22, 2014 at 07:03 PM
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AND HE IS EXCITED 'TO THE VERY CORE'

According to the Guinness World Records, Lee Weir's 41 Homer tattoos are now verified for the "most tattoos of the same cartoon character tattooed on the body."

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2014 at 06:44 PM
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IT HAS COACH AND BUSINESS CLASS

World's largest aquatic insect specimen found in China

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(Thanks to John Gregg and Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2014 at 06:39 PM
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GUYS IN ACTION

“He walked maybe six feet in the door when he pulled his shorts up, something caught the trigger and the gun discharged into his leg.”

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2014 at 12:41 PM
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WE ARE NOT SURPRISED

Workers sickened by gas leak at Boulder burrito company

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker and Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2014 at 12:38 PM
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WE SAW THE ACTUAL BEETLES OPEN FOR HERMAN'S HERMITS

George Harrison Memorial Tree Killed by Actual Beetles

(Thanks to Jay Brandes, Mike Ester, Jon Harris and Sharon Chapman)

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2014 at 12:34 PM
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CSI: WISCONSIN

Appleton bar ends 'Lingerie Night' after kidnap attempt

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2014 at 12:33 PM
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July 21, 2014

THIGH SHOOTING CANNOT BE FAR OFF

Alexander Kristoff snatches stage victory from brave Jack Bauer 

(Thank to all y'all)

Posted by judi on July 21, 2014 at 04:36 PM
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READING IS FUN*DAMENTAL

Learning to Play with a Lion's Testicles: Unexpected Gifts from the Animals of Africa

(Thanks to Jon Harris, who does not explain what book he was looking for when he found this)

Posted by judi on July 21, 2014 at 02:26 PM
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AS SEEN ON TV

Because we're too far out of shape to leap up and change the channel in time.

Posted by judi on July 21, 2014 at 12:27 PM
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July 20, 2014

ME AND JUSTICE BREYER

I'm attending the Sun Valley Writers Conference -- which is every bit as gruellng as it sounds -- and last night I was at a dinner with some of the other writers, including U.S. Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer. I took the opportunity to share with Justice Breyer some of my thoughts on constitutional law, and as you can see, he was intrigued.

DB and Breyer

I made one point so thought-provoking that it caused Justice Breyer to assume a pose of extreme thoughtfulness.

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Don't thank me. I'm just doing my job as an American citizen and an English major.

(Photos by Scott Turow, with direction from Hector Elizondo. Really)

Posted by Dave on July 20, 2014 at 10:10 AM
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July 19, 2014

TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

A self-styled sangoma from Chief Nyajena area in Masvingo yesterday appeared in court for allegedly setting his uncle’s house on fire because it had goblins.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on July 19, 2014 at 10:51 AM
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YUM

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(Thanks to Joe in Japan, who says "We call them 'chitlins,' I believe.")

Posted by Dave on July 19, 2014 at 10:48 AM
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WE NEVER TRUSTED THEM

"Morning people", who are more alert early in the day, are more likely to cheat and behave unethically in the night hours, researchers say.

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

Posted by Dave on July 19, 2014 at 10:46 AM
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