May 25, 2016

THAT WILL SURELY WIN HER HEART

A woman who rejected a fellow motorist's flirtatious advances recorded the man hurling golf balls at her car while traveling more than 60 mph.

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2016 at 12:21 PM
Permalink | Comments (10)

JUST A HEINEKEN FOR US, THANKS

Whale vomit beer could be the next big thing

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2016 at 12:16 PM
Permalink | Comments (11)

MEN: DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK, AND DEFINITELY DO NOT LOOK AT THE PICTURES

Toilet terror as python bites man's penis while he sits on the loo before bloody battle ensues

Key Victim Name We Are Not Amused By: Atthaporn Boonmakchuay

(Thanks to Colleen Clark, Allen at Division, Le Petomane and Jeff Meyerson)

Autoplay.

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2016 at 12:13 PM
Permalink | Comments (9)

'IT'S NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO IGNORE A GIANT WALKING VAGINA'

Brooklyn couple takes pictures of themselves in vagina costumes around New York City to raise funds for women’s reproductive health

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2016 at 06:33 AM
Permalink | Comments (17)

'WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?'

China unveils elevated bus that drives over the TOP of other cars

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2016 at 06:31 AM
Permalink | Comments (12)

CSI: GILA BEND

Honduran woman accused of punching a border agent's horse

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says "It worked for Mongo.")

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2016 at 06:28 AM
Permalink | Comments (6)

MEANWHILE IN SPORTS

Combat Juggling

(Thanks to Cassie Silvola)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2016 at 06:27 AM
Permalink | Comments (5)

ASSUMING YOU'RE A MALE BEETLE

Having more sex can give you a BIGGER penis, study reveals

(Thanks to Le Petomane, Patty Villanova and Geoff)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2016 at 06:25 AM
Permalink | Comments (4)

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

Jonathan Marcus figured out how to make deep fried water

(Thanks to Cassie Silvola)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2016 at 06:23 AM
Permalink | Comments (3)

IS THERE ANYTHING IT CAN'T DO?

Dolphin echolocation is powered by SNOT

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2016 at 06:21 AM
Permalink | Comments (4)

IT NEVER STOPS

Brazen NYC squirrel attacks innocent man

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2016 at 06:18 AM
Permalink | Comments (4)

GUESS THE STATE

Woman shows video of herself buying cocaine to deputies

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2016 at 06:17 AM
Permalink | Comments (4)

TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

St. Petersburg Police are trying to identify the man who smashed a glass quarters game with a sledgehammer after losing several times.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2016 at 06:15 AM
Permalink | Comments (9)

AND THE SO-CALLED 'UNITED NATIONS HUMAN RIGHTS COUNCIL' DOES NOTHING

Family of woman who inspired Swallows and Amazons character are furious that right-on BBC have changed her name from Titty to Tatty

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2016 at 06:13 AM
Permalink | Comments (5)

WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS

Budweiser to debut non-alcoholic ‘Prohibition’ brew in Canada as it chases near-beer lovers

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2016 at 06:09 AM
Permalink | Comments (8)

REMINDER TO DOUGLAS ADAMS FANS:

Today is Towel Day.

(Thanks to The Perts)

We miss Douglas.

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2016 at 06:08 AM
Permalink | Comments (14)

CANADA: A NATION GRIPPED BY FEAR

2 capybaras on the loose in Toronto park

It's only a matter of time before the squirrels recruit them.

(Thanks to The Perts and Bob Brogan)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2016 at 06:03 AM
Permalink | Comments (7)

CLEANUP IN AISLE TWO

A man high on nitrous oxide pulled down his pants and defecated in a grocery store aisle Monday night, Corvallis Police said.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2016 at 05:59 AM
Permalink | Comments (6)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE DAVE CLARK FIVE

Medical experts warn of ‘dormant butt syndrome’

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, Jeffrey Brown and Joanne Fineberg)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2016 at 05:57 AM
Permalink | Comments (5)

May 24, 2016

GUYS

Domino’s pizza apologises after wrinkled human testicle is ‘found on pizza’

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

Posted by Dave on May 24, 2016 at 02:08 PM
Permalink | Comments (21)

 
Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Copyright | About The Miami Herald | Advertise