February 28, 2015

THIS IS JUST WRONG

Naja makes a collection of Cheeky Knickers with your favorite comfort foods, right on the front of the undergarments.

(Thanks to Guymon)

Posted by Dave on February 28, 2015 at 03:24 PM
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CRIMEFIGHTER OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Suspected robber knocked himself out with his own boomeranging brick

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on February 28, 2015 at 10:13 AM
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THROW IN A TANKER OF FEBREZE AND YOU GOT A DEAL

Tissue Paper-for-Venezuelan Oil Swap Offered by Trinidad

(Thanks to Gargoyle Socks)

Posted by Dave on February 28, 2015 at 10:02 AM
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YET ANOTHER REASON TO LOATHE HIPSTERS

As tastes change, big food makers try hipster guises

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on February 28, 2015 at 09:58 AM
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WE HAVE IT DELIVERED. TAKES FOREVER.

Where Do You Buy Your Snail Slime? A Push to Shop Locally

(Thanks to Judy B.)

Posted by Dave on February 28, 2015 at 09:50 AM
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MULTI-TASKER OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Seattle doctor disciplined for sexting during surgery

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on February 28, 2015 at 09:47 AM
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HE WILL RECEIVE A COMPLIMENTARY FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Hospital sorry for texting dead man asking him to rate his A&E experience

(Thanks to John Finn, DaninDallas and Azaliah Yadinah-Parker)

Posted by Dave on February 28, 2015 at 09:45 AM
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MEN

Do NOT click here. Really.

(Thanks to Andrew Mendez)

Posted by Dave on February 28, 2015 at 09:43 AM
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THE NEWS FROM KENT

Potato shaped like a man's penis found by Dick Humphreys, of Addisham Green, Kemsley

This has been The News From Kent.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on February 28, 2015 at 09:41 AM
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February 27, 2015

'OH *MOM*' (EYEROLL)

Texas mom pulls gun on 14-year-old daughter's rival during playground girlfight

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on February 27, 2015 at 10:32 AM
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WHERE IT WILL BE ISSUED A DRIVER'S LICENSE

Rat lungworm parasite makes its way to Florida

(Thanks to R&L Stevenson)

Posted by Dave on February 27, 2015 at 10:31 AM
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NO

Would you go out wearing 'nothing' but a few strategically placed pom-poms?

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on February 27, 2015 at 10:28 AM
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WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE LOOSE LLAMAS

Beware, the sheep-eating plants of Chile

(Thanks to Azaliah Yadinah-Parker)

Posted by Dave on February 27, 2015 at 10:27 AM
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'GO TO JAPAN TO BUY A TOILET SEAT'

Chinese tourists flooded Japan last week, spending an estimated $959 million in Japan’s shopping malls and department stores, according to Chinese state-run newspaper Global Times. While many splurged on luxury goods, the hot item this season was Japanese toilet seats.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on February 27, 2015 at 10:25 AM
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NATURE: NOW IT'S JUST MESSING WITH US

Meet 2 New Spider Species: 'Skeletorus' and 'Sparklemuffin'

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(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on February 27, 2015 at 09:30 AM
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WE DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS REAL

And we don't care.

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

Posted by Dave on February 27, 2015 at 08:53 AM
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THAT WAS PRETTY MUCH OUR REACTION TO THE BOOK

A FIFTY Shades fan caused the entire audience at a cinema to be evacuated after losing control of her body.

“She lost control of everything, including all bodily fluids. The whole cinema stank.”

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on February 27, 2015 at 08:36 AM
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WHAT COLOR IS THIS DRESS?

Some people see blue and black; others see gold and white. Both perceptions are perfectly normal. If you see anything else, you should seek medical help immediately.

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Posted by Dave on February 27, 2015 at 08:27 AM
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WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR TONY ORLANDO

Loose llamas lassoed after running amok in Arizona, Washington

(Thanks to Judy B., Janice Gelb, Jon Harris and Jenny Kellner)

Posted by Dave on February 27, 2015 at 08:23 AM
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HELLO? HELLO?

Woman gets MOBILE PHONE stuck in her vagina after using it to pleasure herself

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on February 27, 2015 at 08:21 AM
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