July 01, 2015

BE ADVISED THAT WE MAY NEVER TIRE OF THIS PICTURE

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Posted by Dave on July 1, 2015 at 07:55 PM
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WHY WE LOVE THE INTERNET

This.

Posted by Dave on July 1, 2015 at 05:44 PM
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THERE IS NOTHING LOWER, ALTHOUGH 'POTATO SABOTEURS' WBAGNFARB

Canadian potato farmers offer reward to catch saboteurs

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on July 1, 2015 at 05:39 PM
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AND THIS BLOG AGREES WITH THEM ALL

Plastic surgeons from different countries prefer different breast shapes

(Thanks to A. Wheeler)

Posted by Dave on July 1, 2015 at 05:36 PM
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YOU KNOW WHERE SHE WAS HEADED

A woman without any pants on allegedly stole a North Carolina police cruiser and crashed it into a wall.

(Thanks to Nurse Cindy, who says "North Carolinaaaaaaaaaaaaaa")

Posted by Dave on July 1, 2015 at 05:34 PM
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STATE RANKINGS

Number Fifty, baby.

(Thanks to many people)

Not to be defensive, but these rankings are so stupid that being last is basically a compliment.

Posted by Dave on July 1, 2015 at 04:58 PM
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...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Man points gun at clerk because bathroom was out of order

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on July 1, 2015 at 12:42 PM
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FLORIDAAAAAAAAAA

Ripe mango in the road leads to shots fired at a vehicle

Posted by Dave on July 1, 2015 at 12:39 PM
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GUYS OF THE ANIMAL KINGDOM

These flatworms plunge their penises into their own heads to inject themselves with sperm (when they must).

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

Your dickhead jokes follow.

Posted by Dave on July 1, 2015 at 11:52 AM
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CSI: EXETER

Man 'tries to steal money from woman's vagina'

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on July 1, 2015 at 09:36 AM
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THEY'RE PEERS, ALL RIGHT

Peers discussing Eurostar's ban on animals on their trains were told that 68 ferrets had entered the UK last year under the terms of the European Union's Pet Travel Scheme.

(Thanks to Barbara A)

Posted by Dave on July 1, 2015 at 09:33 AM
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WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

United Airlines Is Going to Power Its Jets with Animal Poop Now

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on July 1, 2015 at 09:31 AM
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SEND THIS FUNDRAISING CONCEPT TO WASHINGTON

The raffle winner will get the chance to use a Taser on City Administrator Jake Anderson or Councilman Bob Lacy at the Van Meter Fire Association Street Dance on July 18.

(Thanks to Loudmouth)

Posted by Dave on July 1, 2015 at 09:30 AM
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IT ALSO DRIVES THEM TO THEIR DOCTOR APPOINTMENTS

Therapy Tortoise Comforts Residents at Florida Nursing Home

(Thanks to Horace LaBadie)

Autoplay.

Posted by Dave on July 1, 2015 at 09:27 AM
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GUYS IN ACTION, CANADIAN DIVISION

A British Columbia man who decided to use this sword to cut through a watermelon managed to shatter a glass table and leave the melon intact.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on July 1, 2015 at 09:21 AM
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June 30, 2015

STATE PRIDE, BABY

Famous people, famous places: Reflecting on the best parts of Florida

Posted by Dave on June 30, 2015 at 05:06 PM
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THIS IS ACTUALLY PART OF THE FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE TEST

Car jumps Flagler Bridge

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Dawn Valley)

Posted by Dave on June 30, 2015 at 04:03 PM
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GUYS IN ACTION

Watch bizarre moment firefighters hose down 'randy bulls' so RSPCA can rescue cow

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

Posted by Dave on June 30, 2015 at 03:19 PM
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THIS NEEDS TO BE AN OLYMPIC EVENT

Swedish synchronized swimmers attempt routine drunk

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on June 30, 2015 at 03:06 PM
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IN OUR ONGOING QUEST TO ACHIEVE PEAK DOUCHE

Merman colour is the next big thing in men’s hair

Merman-hair

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on June 30, 2015 at 03:04 PM
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