October 24, 2014

GENEALOGY UPDATE

Unfortunately, our strict etc.

(Thanks to James)

Posted by Dave on October 24, 2014 at 10:39 AM
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'COME HERE OFTEN?'

Ferns "talk" to each other to determine their sex

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on October 24, 2014 at 10:34 AM
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MIRACULOUSSSSS

World's Longest Snake Has Virgin Birth

(W. von Papineau)

Posted by Dave on October 24, 2014 at 10:31 AM
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DUDE

Man accidentally texts his probation officer asking for weed

(Thanks to Larry Martell and Chris Elzi)

Posted by Dave on October 24, 2014 at 10:29 AM
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SCIENCE

Male Spine Motion During Coitus: Implications for the Low Back Pain Patient

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on October 24, 2014 at 10:23 AM
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IN THAT CASE, MA'AM, YOU ARE FREE TO GO

Oklahoma woman says she’s a witch, and she needs her meth

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on October 24, 2014 at 10:16 AM
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YOU'RE WELCOME

This Saturday night sees the return of Soulboys v Rudeboys in the Cellar bar on Eglinton Street. The brainchild of local vinyl junkie and DJ Dave Barry, the idea has been copied in clubs in Europe but it all started here in Galway.

Posted by Dave on October 24, 2014 at 10:14 AM
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BE ON THE LOOKOUT

Man wearing zebra-print dress robs Rochester bank

He accessorized with nylons. (On his head.)

(Thanks to Poker)

Posted by Dave on October 24, 2014 at 10:12 AM
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October 23, 2014

IT SEEMS UNFAIR UNTIL YOU REALIZE THERE ARE *THREE* ATTORNEYS

An Alabama man who sued over being hit and kicked by police after leading them on a high-speed chase will get $1,000 in a settlement with the city of Birmingham, while his attorneys will take in $459,000, officials said Wednesday.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on October 23, 2014 at 12:47 PM
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THEY'RE FOR LINCOLN

850 voters in NYC are officially 164 years old

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, who notes that they all have valid Florida drivers' licenses)

Posted by Dave on October 23, 2014 at 12:42 PM
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ALSO TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

Uncle accused of stabbing nephew over pork chop

And again, you know the state.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on October 23, 2014 at 12:39 PM
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TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

Woman sets her flatmate on fire because he threw away her spaghetti meatballs

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You know the state.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on October 23, 2014 at 12:37 PM
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BUT IT WAS CATCHY WHITE NOISE

Taylor Swift Tops Canadian iTunes Chart With Eight Seconds of White Noise

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on October 23, 2014 at 11:48 AM
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DOO-DAH, DOO-DAH

VODKA DRIP SAVES POISONED CAT

(Thanks to Kim Michel)

Posted by Dave on October 23, 2014 at 11:45 AM
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NATURE FACT OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Why It Pays To Be A Small Male If You're Going To A Snake Orgy

(Thanks to W. von Papineau)

Posted by Dave on October 23, 2014 at 07:51 AM
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SOMEBODY IS GOING TO BE SO GROUNDED

500 Pairs Of Women’s Underwear, Firearms Found In 18-Year-Old’s Room During Petaluma Burglary Investigation

(Thanks to Gargoyle Socks)

Related: Homeland Security agents confiscate Birdies’ Royals underwear

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on October 23, 2014 at 07:50 AM
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NEWS YOU CAN USE

Your pumpkin can double as a beer keg -- here's how

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on October 23, 2014 at 07:48 AM
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October 22, 2014

CSI: REGINA

A vehicle that was previously used for Regina's Crime Stoppers program has been stolen, according to police in that city.

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on October 22, 2014 at 10:34 AM
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'SHE ADMITTED THE UNION WAS NOT SOLIDIFIED WITH A MARRIAGE LICENSE'

An Oklahoma woman allegedly told restaurant workers her husband, Jesus Christ, would soon arrive to pay her tab

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on October 22, 2014 at 10:32 AM
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DUDE, 'SLIGHTLY?'

“John the Freak,” a slightly eccentric, easy-going guy who does “joint-rolling demonstrations” for Seattle Hempfest, has done a “how to” video for novices.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on October 22, 2014 at 10:29 AM
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