September 17, 2014

THAT SHOULD BOOST ATTENDANCE

Factory gives fighter jet to head of Russian Orthodox Church

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on September 17, 2014 at 01:18 PM
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DO NOT MESS WITH THEM

Female Florida body builder attacks boyfriend, snaps inside patrol car

Unnamed

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on September 17, 2014 at 09:18 AM
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THIS IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF EMERGENCY FOR WHICH 911 WAS CREATED

Man accused of calling 911 to complain about not having refrigerator

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on September 17, 2014 at 09:14 AM
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THERE IS NO GOOD REASON FOR THOSE THINGS TO BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS

Seattle police respond to report of cake assault

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on September 17, 2014 at 09:10 AM
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'HE WAS UPSET BECAUSE HE'S 28 AND HAD TO MOVE BACK IN WITH HIS PARENTS'

Drunken Deltona man fires AK-47 multiple times in neighborhood

That should definitely solve the problem.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on September 17, 2014 at 09:08 AM
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SPECIAL TOPPING

Texas pizza employee who rubbed genitals on customer's order apologizes

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Bill Jones,who says "Who ordered the Meat Lover's Pizza?")

Posted by Dave on September 17, 2014 at 09:06 AM
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CHRISTMAS IS COMING...

'Easy Rider' bike going to auction

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Autoplay.

Posted by Dave on September 17, 2014 at 09:02 AM
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TO BE HONEST, WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WE HAD ONE

It’s 5 p.m. Do you know where your vagina is?

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)

Posted by Dave on September 17, 2014 at 08:56 AM
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September 16, 2014

STUPIDEST SURVEY EVER

Survey: Idaho has the rudest drivers in America

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on September 16, 2014 at 05:30 PM
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MUCH BETTER THAN A POLL

Angry Mob Tosses Ukrainian Politician Into the Trash

Advisory: Autoplay.

(Thanks to Andrew Mendez, who says "Send this mob to Washington.")

Posted by Dave on September 16, 2014 at 05:20 PM
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THE GENEALOGY REPORT

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from presenting the Genealogy Report.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on September 16, 2014 at 05:15 PM
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SUAVE

Three girlfriends turn up at airport to confront boyfriend, 20, after discovering he cheated on them all ... so he fled with his granny

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on September 16, 2014 at 05:11 PM
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IMAGINE THE PRANKS YOU COULD PLAY WITH THIS BABY

Colossal squid weighing 350kg pulled from Antarctic

Advisory: Autoplay.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb and The Perts)

Posted by Dave on September 16, 2014 at 05:02 PM
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THREE DAYS TO GO, MATEYS

Arrrrr.

Posted by Dave on September 16, 2014 at 04:53 PM
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OTHER THAN THAT, IT WAS A LOVELY WEDDING

'There was blood everywhere'

Posted by Dave on September 16, 2014 at 02:34 PM
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Posted by judi on September 16, 2014 at 12:55 PM
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FLASHBACK TO RUSSIA

Sometimes all the international tension got to Ridley.

Dave-Ridley2

Posted by Dave on September 16, 2014 at 10:31 AM
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DEPARTMENT OF QUESTIONS YOU HAVE NEVER ASKED YOURSELF

How long is the average tongue?

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on September 16, 2014 at 09:12 AM
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EXACTLY WHAT DETROIT NEEDS RIGHT NOW

A new Satanic religious group that debuted in Detroit this month already has encountered outspoken opposition: other Satanists.

(Thanks to Alan Dean)

Posted by Dave on September 16, 2014 at 09:07 AM
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BECAUSE THE NEXT STEP IS HEROIN

Student ‘entrepreneur’ suspended for selling banned non-diet pop at school

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on September 16, 2014 at 09:06 AM
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