October 20, 2014

WAY TO STAY CLASSY

Bieber reportedly scolded for kicking around ball in Vatican corridors

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on October 20, 2014 at 09:32 AM
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ATTENTION, MEN:

Man Escapes Alimony After Wife Admits She's a Genie

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(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on October 20, 2014 at 09:30 AM
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YOU ARE NOW FREE TO... WHOA

Pilots on a holiday jet were left stunned when a 'flying man' whizzed past their aircraft at 3,500 feet.

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(Thanks to Chris Elzi)

Posted by Dave on October 20, 2014 at 09:15 AM
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AND HUGH HEFNER WANTS THEM BACK

Oldest genitals found.

(Thanks to Rich Steurer)

Posted by Dave on October 20, 2014 at 09:05 AM
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CSI: PAW PAW

A Hartford woman was arrested early Sunday morning for drunken driving after she allegedly pulled into the parking lot of the Van Buren County Jail, which she believed to be a bar

(Thanks to Jon Harris, coscolo ["both have bars"] and Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on October 20, 2014 at 09:01 AM
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WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

President of Belarus declares country's sausage is free of toilet paper

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on October 20, 2014 at 08:56 AM
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DOWN, BOY!

Puppy-Sized Spider Surprises Scientist in Rainforest
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(Thanks to Jon Harris, Scott Swalwell, Janice Gelb, Nelson from Michigan and John Gregg)

Posted by Dave on October 20, 2014 at 08:51 AM
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UPDATE ON THE GIANT PARIS ART/BUTTPLUG

Paris 'sex toy' Christmas tree sculpture deflated by vandals

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko, Loudmouth and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on October 20, 2014 at 08:48 AM
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VIRAL

Ebola stuffed toys are a sell-out online

(Thanks to funny man and Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on October 20, 2014 at 08:46 AM
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October 18, 2014

ONE BY ONE, WE ARE LOSING OUR PRECIOUS CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS

NJ man accused of eating raccoons

(Thanks to John Gregg)

Posted by Dave on October 18, 2014 at 11:58 AM
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LADIES, WE'RE GUESSING HE'S SINGLE

Meet the terrifying 'Devil Man' with black eyeballs and horn implants embedded in forehead

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on October 18, 2014 at 11:41 AM
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WHAT IF THERE'S A HOLDUP?

A Poop Bank in Massachusetts Will Pay You $40 Every Day

(Thanks to veee)

Posted by Dave on October 18, 2014 at 11:01 AM
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PARENT OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Tanya Miller has been jailed for six years after she took her eight month old child along when she acted as the getaway driver in a building society raid

She looks responsible enough.

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(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on October 18, 2014 at 10:58 AM
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BAA, DUDE

Sheep get STONED on £4,000 worth of dumped marijuana

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

Posted by Dave on October 18, 2014 at 10:53 AM
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CSI: MANUAL TOMATO'S OFFICE

In short, this is an actual surveillance video from my security camera earlier today.  A man (solicitor) walks into the office carrying church cookies for sale...

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Posted by Dave on October 18, 2014 at 10:49 AM
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OMG LOL

A British family were shocked to receive a text message apparently from their dead grandmother, who had been buried with her phone three years earlier.

(Thanks to Focalpoint)

Posted by Dave on October 18, 2014 at 10:40 AM
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YOU BETTER STAND UP

Star-Spangled Banner played with a rifle

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on October 18, 2014 at 10:37 AM
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TUNE THEM?

Tuning '77 - a seamless audio supercut of an entire year of the Grateful Dead tuning their instruments, live on stage.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

Posted by Dave on October 18, 2014 at 10:35 AM
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BREAKING REALLY, REALLY BAD

Hitler was on crystal meth

Doo-dah, doo-dah

(Thanks to Ross Holley)

Posted by Dave on October 18, 2014 at 10:33 AM
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October 17, 2014

NAME THAT STATE!

Police charge man with stealing toilet parts from fast food restaurants

Posted by Dave on October 17, 2014 at 01:00 PM
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