November 21, 2014

OR, NOT

Watch A Hamster Eat A Tiny Thanksgiving Dinner

(Thanks to PirateBoy)

Posted by Dave on November 21, 2014 at 10:00 AM
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EMAIL TO THE BLOG

Dave, it just dawned on me that we have not heard any news on the dead whale in France since Nov. 12th. I  Googled it several times, but I have come up empty.  Can you use your journalistic skills and worldwide sources to find out "the rest of the story"?  Enquiring minds want to know.

Thanks,

Gordon Anderson

Gordon --

It has been granted amnesty.

You're welcome,

The Blog

Posted by Dave on November 21, 2014 at 09:05 AM
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'IT DOESN'T HAVE A COMPLETE WARDROBE'

Winnie the Pooh banned from Polish playground for being 'inappropriate hermaphrodite'

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on November 21, 2014 at 08:59 AM
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EW

Scientists study rare tapeworm living in man's brain

(Thanks to Phil McAvity)

Posted by Dave on November 21, 2014 at 08:56 AM
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NAME THAT STATE!

Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Threatens Turtle

(Thanks to Trent Whitney)

Posted by Dave on November 21, 2014 at 08:53 AM
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THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Portable toilet catches fire at Pulaski Skyway construction site

(Thanks to Anne Pettit)

Posted by Dave on November 21, 2014 at 08:44 AM
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CSI: NEW ZEALAND

Who's sabotaging the Cardrona bra fence?

There is nothing lower than a bra-fence saboteur.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on November 21, 2014 at 08:41 AM
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WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

TGI Friday's launches Mistletoe Drones to encourage diners to 'come together'

We saw Mistletoe Drones open for Strawberry Alarm Clock.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on November 21, 2014 at 08:39 AM
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November 20, 2014

A GIANT LEAP FOR PATIENTKIND

US health system reveals gown to cover rears

(Thanks to Rich Steurer)

Posted by Dave on November 20, 2014 at 06:08 PM
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WAIT... STRETCH MARKS?

'Normal Barbie' to come with stretch marks, cellulite, acne

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on November 20, 2014 at 06:05 PM
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GET THAT NOBEL PRIZE READY

Male Founders Of San Francisco Biotech Startups Promise To Make Vaginas Smell Like Ripe Peaches

(Thanks to Gargoyle Socks, who says, "If I want a peach, I'll just have a peach."

Bonus T.S. Eliot Reference (this blog was an English major): "Do I dare to eat a peach?"

Posted by Dave on November 20, 2014 at 05:59 PM
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WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

U.K. 'poo bus' takes to the streets

(Thanks to The Perts and Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on November 20, 2014 at 05:54 PM
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BUT DID HE HAVE ANY PHOTOS OF BULLETS?

Man threatens to kill staff at Tesco near Cambridge - while brandishing PHOTO of a gun

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on November 20, 2014 at 05:24 PM
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STAND TALL, FLATHEAD COUNTY

Flathead County leading state in roadkill permits

(Thanks to J.R. Absher)

Posted by Dave on November 20, 2014 at 09:21 AM
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SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR THE OREGON HIGHWAY DEPARTMENT

WA Fisheries Department refuses to pay for whale carcass removal as they are 'mammals, not fish', mayor says

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on November 20, 2014 at 09:19 AM
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RHODE ISLAND DINING REPORT

Health Dept: Don’t eat gas station’s fish

(Thanks to Monique)

Posted by Dave on November 20, 2014 at 09:17 AM
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WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW

How did someone else's DNA get in a murder suspect's mouth while he was in jail?

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on November 20, 2014 at 09:14 AM
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'DEVASTATED' IS ONE WORD FOR IT

Florida man arrested after being refused service at Taco Bell looks devastated in mug shot

Taco20n-1-web

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on November 20, 2014 at 09:12 AM
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CS EWWW

Man weighing 350 pounds 'stole five rib-eye steaks from Wal-Mart's meat section by sitting on them on his mobility scooter'

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Ron G.)

Posted by Dave on November 20, 2014 at 09:09 AM
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WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

You Can Poop on People in Grand Theft Auto V on PS4

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on November 20, 2014 at 09:06 AM
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