January 24, 2015

MOM TACKLES ISSUE

Mother outraged after spotting ‘satanic’ symbol in school bus brake lights

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on January 24, 2015 at 12:24 PM
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THIS BLOG'S FAVORITE FOOD CRITIC STRIKES AGAIN

Marilyn Hagerty reviews four Grand Forks McDonald's.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Full disclosure: This blog has a connection with Marilyn Hagerty: We both have Grand Forks sewage lifting stations named after us.

Posted by Dave on January 24, 2015 at 12:11 PM
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ANOTHER FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN RIGHT UNDER THREAT

A man has been questioned by police after travelling on the Beijing Metro with a watermelon on his head.

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In other watermelon developments: Watermelon may soon be on its way out as Oklahoma’s official state vegetable.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on January 24, 2015 at 12:04 PM
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TERRORISM UPDATE

Dead squirrel spoils British broadcast outside London Houses of Parliament

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on January 24, 2015 at 12:00 PM
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January 23, 2015

ATTENTION, INVESTORS:

Bigfoot believer plans IPO to fund search

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on January 23, 2015 at 02:43 PM
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IN THAT CASE, MA'AM, YOU ARE FREE TO GO

Woman who left crying baby in the car to break into theme park with her boyfriend says aliens told her to do it

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on January 23, 2015 at 02:39 PM
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GETAWAY PLAN OF THE WEEK SO FAR

A Louisiana man who stole $73 worth of goods from Walmart was detained after he stupidly tried to flee on one of the store's slow-moving electric wheelchair shopping carts, police said.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on January 23, 2015 at 02:31 PM
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L.A.

The restaurant's certified water sommelier Martin Riese, who was also responsible for Ray's & Stark Bar's 45-page water menu, will teach the $50 class and educate students on "the fundamentals of water."

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on January 23, 2015 at 02:26 PM
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CSI: GARDENA

A Gardena man who was arrested Dec. 22 when a stolen 200-pound wooden Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer was found on the roof of his trailer home will not be charged with possessing stolen property.

(Thanks to klezmerpan)

Posted by Dave on January 23, 2015 at 09:40 AM
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FASHION UPDATE

The sight of men’s genitals at the Rick Owens’ menswear show in Paris on Thursday caused a bit of a stir on the front row

(Thanks to Peter [heh] Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on January 23, 2015 at 09:33 AM
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SEND THIS WOMAN (AND THE SNAKE) TO WASHINGTON

NT's Speaker Kezia Purick nabs large snake in her chicken coop

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on January 23, 2015 at 09:31 AM
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January 22, 2015

MISS UNIVERSE COMPETITION UPDATE

Stand tall, Canada.

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(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on January 22, 2015 at 03:18 PM
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DON'T ASK WHERE*

Norwegian soldiers sent on 'naked jog' catch frostbite

(Thanks to coscolo)

*In the Arctic Circle. Where did you think?

Posted by Dave on January 22, 2015 at 03:05 PM
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MYSTERY IN BANGKOK

Who dumped two tons of unused condoms in this empty field? 

Key Clue: According to Pol. Supoj Pensawang's insightful eyes, most of the condoms were large in size.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on January 22, 2015 at 01:32 PM
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WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?

Man, 20, Cops Plea To Lewd Act With Stuffed Horse Inside Walmart

You know the state.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on January 22, 2015 at 01:19 PM
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SITZPINKLERS TAKE NOTE

German Court Upholds Tenant's Right to Pee Standing Up

(Thanks to MOTW, who says "Now if we can only get a judge to rule that men need to put the SEAT DOWN post-pee, we’ll have something.")

Posted by Dave on January 22, 2015 at 01:18 PM
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'WE'VE HAD A MAMMARY LAPSE'

Rupert Murdoch's The Sun Tabloid Brings Back Topless Models on Page 3

(Thanks to B'game and John Gregg)

Posted by Dave on January 22, 2015 at 01:07 PM
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WE SAW GIANT UNDERWATER POO CLOUD OPEN FOR THE STONES

A group of divers received a revolting surprise when they were engulfed by a giant underwater poo cloud while photographing a sperm whale underwater.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody and Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on January 22, 2015 at 12:57 PM
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WE'RE NOT SAYING THIS. *SCIENCE* IS SAYING THIS.

Fathers in delivery room could make pain of childbirth worse, study suggests

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on January 22, 2015 at 12:21 PM
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JESUS SIGHTINGS UPDATE

Now: A dog's ear.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on January 22, 2015 at 12:19 PM
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