September 01, 2015

HOW GUYS DO LAUNDRY

Man charged with urinating in washing machines

(Thanks to Poker)

Posted by Dave on September 1, 2015 at 07:53 AM
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August 31, 2015

GET THAT NOBEL PRIZE READY

Slow-melting ice cream ingredient discovered by scientists

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on August 31, 2015 at 04:28 PM
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BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETIN

THIS LEECH FEEDS ON HIPPO RECTUMS

(Thanks to a person in the Mainstream Media, which as this person notes is ignoring this story)

Posted by Dave on August 31, 2015 at 04:27 PM
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THEREBY QUALIFYING FOR FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

Dung beetles use cues in the night sky to roll balls of poop in straight lines

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on August 31, 2015 at 11:32 AM
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WHY CAN'T THEY JUST DO DRUGS, THE WAY WE DID?

Teens in Taiwan start social media trend with selfies wearing nothing but plastic shopping bags

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on August 31, 2015 at 10:22 AM
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HE CAN USE THE PHOTO ON HIS NEW FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Man takes "selfie" while driving, crashes into tree

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on August 31, 2015 at 09:21 AM
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CAT PERSON OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Two fighter jets were scrambled to escort a passenger jet that was forced to make an emergency landing after a woman on board allegedly became unruly over her cat.

(Thanks to Charles Cates)

Posted by Dave on August 31, 2015 at 09:13 AM
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I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU DUDE AND DUDETTE

Oregon wedding features marijuana bar, budtender

Autoplay.

(Thanks to Charles Cates, who says “For better or . . . wait, what?")

Posted by Dave on August 31, 2015 at 09:05 AM
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TAKE THAT, WHIPPERSNAPPERS

Yeah.

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Although I don't necessarily remember them.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

Posted by Dave on August 31, 2015 at 08:54 AM
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WEARING 'FECES-INSPIRED HATS'

Japanese kids enter giant toilet to learn about poop

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(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on August 31, 2015 at 08:38 AM
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'TO PROMOTE FUEL CONSERVATION AND POSITIVE BODY IMAGE'

Naked, body-painted bicyclists ride through Philadelphia

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on August 31, 2015 at 08:38 AM
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CSI: LOWER SAUCON TOWNSHIP

Police in Lower Saucon Township say a black bear jumped a man's backyard fence and stole one of his goats.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on August 31, 2015 at 08:35 AM
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YOU KNOW THE SQUIRRELS ARE BEHIND THIS

Gang of 100 seagulls attacked me with poo, says Plymouth man

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on August 31, 2015 at 08:25 AM
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ENTERTAINMENT NEWS ROUNDUP

Russian in spaceman suit wins Air Guitar World Championship

(Thanks to Al Barkafski and Janice Gelb)

Miley Cyrus Bares Nipple on VMAs

(Thanks to The Perts)

This has been your Entertainment News Roundup.

Posted by Dave on August 31, 2015 at 08:22 AM
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HIGHER EDUCATION REPORT

Word Around Colorado School Of Mines Is Some Freshman Got His Dick Stuck In A Shampoo Bottle

(Thanks to Ralph)

This has been your Higher Education Report.

Posted by Dave on August 31, 2015 at 08:19 AM
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YES

Charlie Sheen Wants to Be Donald Trump's Running Mate

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

Hulk Hogan wants to be Donald Trump’s running mate

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on August 31, 2015 at 08:09 AM
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SCIENCE, DUDE

Marijuana Users Are Less Likely To Become Obese, New Journal Of Obesity Study Says

(Thanks to Charles Cates)

Posted by Dave on August 31, 2015 at 08:06 AM
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August 29, 2015

TEN O'CLOCK SCHOLAR

An elementary school teacher who was allowed to keep his job despite being late for work 111 times in two years said Friday that breakfast is to blame for his tardiness.

(Thanks to Mark Buckley)

Posted by Dave on August 29, 2015 at 11:09 AM
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FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Valrico woman says she robbed banks to pay for daughter's graduation party

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on August 29, 2015 at 11:05 AM
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CONSULTANT OF THE WEEK

Unfortunately, our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the Consultant of the Week.

(Thanks to James in NC)

Posted by Dave on August 29, 2015 at 11:03 AM
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