October 30, 2014

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

Spokane marijuana lounge to host kids’ Halloween party

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on October 30, 2014 at 06:40 PM
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WE MIGHT HAVE BLOGGED THIS ALREADY, BUT WE DON'T WANT TO TAKE ANY CHANCES

Drunk Florida Man Tries to Use Taco as ID After His Car Catches Fire at Taco Bell

(Thanks to Claire Martin)

Posted by Dave on October 30, 2014 at 05:45 PM in Yes, it's old. But it's important.
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WE SAW EXCESS MOTHBALLS OPEN FOR THE CLASH

Neighbors say they're fed up with excess mothballs

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on October 30, 2014 at 05:42 PM
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MASTER OF DISGUISE

Police trying to arrest a man in Oregon found him in nothing but underwear, and then he ended up in his birthday suit before he was arrested in some pants he apparently found while being chased.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on October 30, 2014 at 05:39 PM
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IT WOULD BE COOL IF THEY STARTED SINGING CHRISTMAS CAROLS

Hundreds of Salamanders Gather on Homeowner’s Doorstep

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on October 30, 2014 at 01:15 PM
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ARMED AND DANGEROUS

Thief distracts staff by squirting her breast milk

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on October 30, 2014 at 01:12 PM
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October 29, 2014

IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU ARE FREE TO GO

Teen who filmed showering woman claims he was testing how waterproof his phone was

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on October 29, 2014 at 02:23 PM
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IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

Upstate New York woman arrested twice for DWI in 3 hours, once while in zombie makeup

Zombie30n-1-web

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on October 29, 2014 at 02:20 PM
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CREEPING FASCISM UPDATE

'Naked Rambler' loses bid to have public nudity declared a human right

(Thanks to W. von Papineau)

Posted by Dave on October 29, 2014 at 02:18 PM
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BOLO

Seattle Police Release Photo of Man Accused of Stealing ‘Hercules’ Penis Pump

(Thanks to Mark Buckley)

Posted by Dave on October 29, 2014 at 02:15 PM
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OINK

The X-rated Peppa Pig biscuits come just one day after Tesco found itself in hot water for its unfortunate genitalia-shaped buttermilk logo.

(Thanks to Layzeeboy)

Posted by Dave on October 29, 2014 at 02:06 PM
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EAT IT BEFORE IT EATS YOU

The Zombie Hot Dog.

ZombieHotdog

(Thanks to The Amazing Steve)

Posted by Dave on October 29, 2014 at 01:55 PM
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OOPS

Walmart apologizes over Halloween 'Fat Girl Costumes' page on website

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on October 29, 2014 at 01:52 PM
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KINKY

Reversing Course on Beavers

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on October 29, 2014 at 01:47 PM
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October 28, 2014

ATTENTION, SHOPPERS

I wrote this book a few years ago, but it has been reissued with a spiffy new cover just in time for the holiday season:

Shepherd

FWIW, I'm quite fond of this book.

Posted by Dave on October 28, 2014 at 05:49 PM
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THIS HAPPENS FAR TOO OFTEN

Man dressed as yellow Teletubbie enters friend's house uninvited, takes Chinese food

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

Posted by Dave on October 28, 2014 at 04:39 PM
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UNDOUBTEDLY FOR PERSONAL PROTECTION

TSA Finds Cannon Barrel In Checked Bag Of San Francisco-Bound Passenger

(Thanks to Gargoyle Socks)

Posted by Dave on October 28, 2014 at 04:33 PM
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BUT IT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED IN OTHER WAYS

Sex with 21 women lowers risk of prostate cancer, academics find

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, Jon Harris and Greg Snow, who says "The only problem is, the 21 women are extremely booked up right now.")

Posted by Dave on October 28, 2014 at 04:26 PM
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RIIIIIIIIGHT

Kraft has responded to the controversy over its Jell-O Jigglers college team mold trays by saying it's not intended for college students to use in alcoholic Jell-O shots.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

Posted by Dave on October 28, 2014 at 10:08 AM
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IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU ARE FREE TO GO

Naked Man Accused Of Raping Pit Bull In Neighbor’s Yard, Says ISIS Sent Him

(Thanks to Bill Jones)

Posted by Dave on October 28, 2014 at 09:05 AM
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