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August 05, 2017

MEANWHILE ABROAD

Police in a French coastal town were called because customers were angry not enough sugar was put on their crepes.

(Thanks to Ralph)

PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO WAKE UP

Indiana college warns of possible squirrel attacks

(Thanks to BKing and Nelson from Michigan)

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Boy Finds Skunk In His Bed

(Thanks to Michael Huber)

BOLO

Police Investigating Mystery Hair Shearer in Northern India

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

IN ADDITION TO OPENING FOR WHITESNAKE

Disembodied Anus-Eye Terrorized Ancient Earth's Oceans

(Thanks to Rick Day)

TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

Allegedly angry over a shortage of cucumbers in his salad, man threatens to kill employee at New Holland Wendy’s

(Thanks to Le Petomane, Jeff Meyerson, Jon Harris and Ralph)

NOW IT OWES HER

Nevada woman uses CPR to resuscitate drowned lizard

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

FLATHEAD: A COUNTY GRIPPED BY TERROR

A local campground host reported that a “foreigner” from either Vermont or Colorado had a gun and might be making a bomb.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

JAPAN: NOT WEIRD AT ALL!

This Japanese mascot is an enema disguised as an adorable penguin

(Thanks to Ralph)

'ALL I WANTED WAS A SNACK'

Scripps Ranch family finds tarantula in kitchen

(Thanks to Ralph)

UNFORTUNATELY

No shark, that's just a log in the Potomac River

(Thanks to Todd Lawson, who says we're gonna need a bigger wood chipper.)

 
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